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What is the Best Sandwich?
scarred:
fuckin
peanut butter jellly
DIIIIIIIIIIICK
Spluff:
I'm not a big fan of dick in my sandwiches. You could even say I actively oppose it.
KharBevNor:
I will once again, probably unwisely, go on record supporting the processed cheese and kit-kat sandwich, the veritable ambrosia of the fucking gods.*
Otherwise I don't really know with sandwiches. Ham and cheese is often a standby for me, and is hard to fuck up with ingredients of sufficient quality. I am pretty partial to a post sunday lunch sandwich of cold beef, a little butter to moisten the bread, and whatever red jelly is currently in stock (crabapple and redcurrant being obvious favourites). Redcurrant jelly also goes pretty well with brie. The brie, redcurrant and lettuce baguette served at the better sort of train station eatery is the only sandwich into which I will admit the presence of extraneous greenery (what is the fucking point?). Mostly, I have not experimented much with more adventurous sandwich making because I cannot afford to buy stuff just to put in sandwiches. The most common sandwich I eat is almost certainly marmite and butter. Which is fine because marmite is fucking awesome.
The fact that I consider mayonnaise to be in the top ten most vile things ever invented by man (slightly better than rape camps, slightly worse than scientology) turns me instantly against most of the sandwiches being discussed in this thread. I have had many frustrating instances of not being able to have a sandwich at, say, a train station, because of the twisted, foul, incomprehensible desire of sandwich manufacturers and purveyors to put mayonnaise in fucking everything. Often I am left with a bargain basement sandwich called 'Just Ham' or similiar, which makes me feel ashamed of myself, like I am a child. A similiar thing happens when I go to Subway and literally all I can create out of what is on offer is a toasted ham and cheese subway, because I do not know what some of the things are and what I do know is revolting on every single level.
*In this take on greek mythology, the milk is, obviously, copious amounts of marijuana.
Alex C:
Mayonnaise isn't all bad. It's a decent base for a number of types of sauces and it's good with pepper as a light layer to keep a bun from getting soggy with some types of sandwiches. I've never been down with the 2 slices of wonderbread and 2 gallons of mayo crowd at all though. It's like they're afraid of flavor.
KharBevNor:
Just the smell of mayonnaise makes me want to vomit. It's such a disgusting thing to look at as well. It's just vinegar and slime. All the sauces derived from it (that I know of) are equally horrible as well.
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