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Hey guys, remember how I used to get drunk and bored and post too much?
Liz:
http://instantrimshot.com/
Professor Snuggles:
I just went for a walk with 5 shots of vodka mixed with coke in a water bottle and listened to the new National record and holy fuck this is a phenomenal album.
Professor Snuggles:
Also I had sex with a Christina Hendricks-esque girl last night and I had forgotten how awesome really huge tits are.
Professor Snuggles:
Also also I am going on a diet because I am 6 pounds heavier than a weight I am comfortable with.
Professor Snuggles:
Last night my friend got drunk, broke up with her boyfriend, and crawled into my bed at 4:30 in the morning, then spent the next two hours trying to get me to fuck her. I refused.
My friend is really hot.
I might not be as bad a person as I thought I was.
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