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jimbunny:
Strange thing is, I'd watch a Bay rendition of, say Macbeth. Or even Antony and Cleopatra. Maybe Julius Caesar. That crosses some kind of line.
Just a "Shakespeare" thriller, however - in the same way that Shakespeare in Love was a "Shakespeare" movie - would be quite a disappointment.
Johnny C:
i for one can't wait for Michael Bay's Rosemary's Baby
Johnny C:
[EXTERIOR of HOSPITAL. Cut to INTERIOR - ROSEMARY'S ROOM. ROSEMARY is on the maternity bed, giving birth. A DOCTOR is looking in between her legs. We keep cutting back and forth to EXTREME CLOSEUPS of their FACES.]
DOCTOR: Gross! Okay. NURSE! [looks frantically] Where's the nurse?
NURSE: [kicks in the room's door. She's wearing a short skirt and a top with her titties all out over the place.] Got it.
DOCTOR: Give her 50ccs of Calmazone!
ROSEMARY: HHHHHHHG THE DEVIL PUT THIS IN ME!
NURSE: [rapidly loads a needle and puts it into ROSEMARY'S arm] It's gonna be alright.
ROSEMARY: YOU DON'T- [begins to relax quickly] You... you don't understand...
NURSE: She's out, Doctor.
DOCTOR: [pulls baby from off-camera] We've got it! [looks at baby's stomach. the belly button is an upside down pentagram]
[EXTERIOR shot of HOSPITAL, which EXPLODES.]
Alex C:
I bet Rosemary would have to be inexplicably taken to the hospital by an F-22.
mberan42:
--- Quote from: jimbunny on 31 Mar 2010, 09:11 ---Strange thing is, I'd watch a Bay rendition of, say Macbeth. Or even Antony and Cleopatra. Maybe Julius Caesar. That crosses some kind of line.
Just a "Shakespeare" thriller, however - in the same way that Shakespeare in Love was a "Shakespeare" movie - would be quite a disappointment.
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