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Who would win in a fight between X and Y?
IanClark:
Randy against Pintsize, Randy would win due to the infinite power of "Hi, I'm Randy! I'm a bandicoot!" That is to say, in any given situation he can still say "Hi, I'm Randy! I'm a bandicoot!" Pintsize would chop his head off and it would somehow reattach itself to his body and he'd just keep smiling and repeating his refrain. Pintsize would build a giant machine to fuck his nipples, and while it would somehow be successful, he'd just keep smiling and informing us of his name and species. His finding of someone he couldn't torture would trigger another Pintsize artistic crisis and he'd end up declaring submission... using only the lyrics to Crazy Train.
raoullefere:
My Jack Handy contribution to the discussion: People are always asking 'Who would win in a fight between X and Y?' That's such a silly question. X will always win against Y because X has one more limb to pummel with than Y does.
Dliessmgg:
Who would win between X and Y depends on df/dX.
fifthfiend:
Goku
BeoPuppy:
--- Quote from: raoullefere on 14 Jul 2010, 03:14 ---My Jack Handy contribution to the discussion: People are always asking 'Who would win in a fight between X and Y?' That's such a silly question. X will always win against Y because X has one more limb to pummel with than Y does.
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