Topic: QC - The Movie (Read 84072 times)

Kugai · « **Reply #100 on:** 12 Nov 2010, 13:34 »

Does that mean raoullefere is going to play Steve?

Akima · « **Reply #101 on:** 12 Nov 2010, 15:10 »

Could I have a ~~bit-part~~ cameo as the waitress in Marten & Dora's first sort-of-date?

raoullefere · « **Reply #102 on:** 12 Nov 2010, 15:52 »

Quote from: Kugai on 12 Nov 2010, 13:34

Does that mean raoullefere is going to play Steve?

It would seem to. I probably need to start working out more.

jwhouk · « **Reply #103 on:** 12 Nov 2010, 17:25 »

Quote from: Akima on 12 Nov 2010, 15:10

Could I have a ~~bit-part~~ cameo as the waitress in Marten & Dora's first sort-of-date?

The studio was talking about a re-write where Chinese Delivery Boy was changed to a female character. There was talk of a fight scene between her and Pizza Girl.

You *do* know how to use a Katana, right?

Akima · « **Reply #104 on:** 12 Nov 2010, 22:44 »

Quote from: jwhouk on 12 Nov 2010, 17:25

You *do* know how to use a Katana, right?

A katana. Right. You'll keep...

Border Reiver · « **Reply #105 on:** 13 Nov 2010, 08:23 »

Quote from: Akima on 12 Nov 2010, 15:10

Could I have a ~~bit-part~~ cameo as the waitress in Marten & Dora's first sort-of-date?

Akima, I'm disappointed. I was hoping you'd go for Faye.

And a Chinese broadsward would be more appropriate for you anyways. Or we can just give you a cricket bat (please tell me the Aussies play cricket, not baseball...)

raoullefere · « **Reply #106 on:** 13 Nov 2010, 08:33 »

I thought Aussies played ~~organized mayhem~~ strangely-ruled football. Does make Akima seem a natural for Faye.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #107 on:** 13 Nov 2010, 08:44 »

I believe that is another sport played there - but to ensure that we get max participation - there will be beer.

Akima · « **Reply #108 on:** 13 Nov 2010, 12:29 »

Quote from: Border Reiver on 13 Nov 2010, 08:23

Akima, I'm disappointed. I was hoping you'd go for Faye.

I'd need an awful lot of padding, or the boob and hip joke would fall flat.

As for blades, the jian is the Gentleman Of Weapons of course, but a pair of Butterfly Swords might be more suitable in a modern urban environment. Perhaps one in each boot like the hero of "Swordsman In Double Flag Town".

Carl-E · « **Reply #109 on:** 13 Nov 2010, 15:45 »

Quote from: raoullefere on 12 Nov 2010, 15:52

Quote from: Kugai on 12 Nov 2010, 13:34
Does that mean raoullefere is going to play Steve?
It would seem to. I probably need to start working out more.

And apparently, I'm going to have to lose a few more pounds.

And get some hair.

Anybody know Shatner's dealer?

With Akima sporting blades, this is turning into a Scott Pilgrim redux.

Reiver, if it weren't for the beer...

Kugai · « **Reply #110 on:** 13 Nov 2010, 18:00 »

Everybody played by Johnny Depp

akronnick · « **Reply #111 on:** 13 Nov 2010, 19:25 »

So it would be like that scene in the last "Pirates" movie, only in a coffee house...

Border Reiver · « **Reply #112 on:** 14 Nov 2010, 04:37 »

Carl, was that ale, lager, porter, stout or a barley wine?

Carl-E · « **Reply #113 on:** 14 Nov 2010, 05:43 »

Lets start with a lager. Whachya got?

jwhouk · « **Reply #114 on:** 14 Nov 2010, 10:30 »

Dude, if you hate your job so much, why don't you just quit?

Carl-E · « **Reply #115 on:** 14 Nov 2010, 11:07 »

Didn't you hear? Reiver brought beer...

Besides, it's not a job...

it's art!

Border Reiver · « **Reply #116 on:** 14 Nov 2010, 14:44 »

We'll start with Lou's Lug-Tread, a lagered ale from the area - excellent taste, nice body, and moderate hoppyness.

Afterwards we'll move to Upper Canada Dark Ale.

When it's time for the stouts I was thinking Rogue's Chocolate Stout

For the Barley wines we'll need to debate between 2 of la belle province's finest: Trois Pistole or Maudite

After that, we'll be looped enough to think we can act.

Two or three after that and our spouses will be posting bail (hopefully).

Kugai · « **Reply #117 on:** 14 Nov 2010, 18:11 »

GUINNISS

Border Reiver · « **Reply #118 on:** 14 Nov 2010, 18:22 »

Nothing wrong with Guiness, but I prefer Rogue or Wellington County's Imperial Stout

Carl-E · « **Reply #119 on:** 14 Nov 2010, 19:23 »

Quote from: Border Reiver on 14 Nov 2010, 14:44

Two or three after that and our spouses will be posting bail (hopefully).

'sallright. I play poker with a bail bondsman.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #120 on:** 15 Nov 2010, 11:27 »

Excellent - Raoul's hopefully got the script done.

raoullefere · « **Reply #121 on:** 15 Nov 2010, 13:45 »

I what?

At what point does "Raoul, play the part of Steve" translate as "Hey, and by the way, write the script for us, too!"

I think you've already started on that beer. Yesterday.

Or perhaps Canadian English is far more laconic than I ever imagined. Or both.

Carl-E · « **Reply #122 on:** 15 Nov 2010, 14:36 »

Oh c'mon, it's a small indy production, we're all doubling up - Reiver's both the casting director and key grip; Akima's not only doing a walk on, but she's directing (hence the sharp implements - actors are cattle, after all).

Me, I'm not only playing Marten, but I'm also doing sound effects (Punch! Thwack! SCORN!!)

And besides, your writing has an incredibly refined and nuanced air about it.

So just tone it down a little, and you'll do fine!

akronnick · « **Reply #123 on:** 15 Nov 2010, 17:45 »

Heh heh, scorn!

raoullefere · « **Reply #124 on:** 15 Nov 2010, 19:49 »

Quote from: Carl-E on 15 Nov 2010, 14:36

And besides, your writing has an incredibly refined and nuanced air about it.

So just tone it down a little, and you'll do fine!

Like I haven't heard that all my life. I'm telling you, I suck at fart jokes.

I'm also telling you that last sentence of mine is incredibly disgusting if read the correct (or incorrect) way.

Carl-E · « **Reply #125 on:** 15 Nov 2010, 22:22 »

Yes. Yes, it is. Either way.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #126 on:** 16 Nov 2010, 05:17 »

Quote from: raoullefere on 15 Nov 2010, 13:45

I what?

At what point does "Raoul, play the part of Steve" translate as "Hey, and by the way, write the script for us, too!"

It was in the subtext.

Quote from: raoullefere on 15 Nov 2010, 13:45

I think you've already started on that beer. Yesterday.

And if you don't hurry there won't be as much for you.

Quote from: raoullefere on 15 Nov 2010, 13:45

Or perhaps Canadian English is far more laconic than I ever imagined. Or both.

Yes

jwhouk · « **Reply #127 on:** 16 Nov 2010, 05:40 »

We better start filming before Jeph decides to end the comic at strip 2K.

redragon5000 · « **Reply #128 on:** 16 Nov 2010, 23:08 »

Quote from: jwhouk on 16 Nov 2010, 05:40

We better start filming before Jeph decides to end the comic at strip 2K.

Come on, he won't end QC just because Hannelore dies...would he?

Border Reiver · « **Reply #129 on:** 17 Nov 2010, 05:50 »

Why did you let Friday's cliffhanger out of the bag?

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #130 on:** 17 Nov 2010, 13:16 »

Sharon Stone as Dora.

Merlijn · « **Reply #131 on:** 01 Dec 2010, 11:32 »

Hi!
I'm pretty sure nobody has posted this image here yet:
http://img2.imagebanana.com/img/u0rez15k/QuestionableContent.jpg
Anyway... I've found this picture some days ago when googleing for Jeph's Tumblr blog. It's simply... amazing. (Even though I think that some of the characters could use a different actor... Raven and Faye in particular)
What do you think about it?

edit: Hu, it worked when I clicked it in the "Preview-Mode"... anyway, I reuploaded it, I hope that's alright.

Carl-E · « **Reply #132 on:** 01 Dec 2010, 12:33 »

Doesn't work, proprietary images. (try it yourself - it's pretty funny!)

However, pasting the link into your browser works fine.

Code: [Select]

http://www.shokxonestudios.com/independent/images/full/QuestionableContent.jpg
Easier to copy for ya...

Wiregeek · « **Reply #133 on:** 01 Dec 2010, 12:43 »

I got a kick and a half out of his 'NO HOTLINKING' image..

The amusement factor I derive from seeing someone complain about stealing using a stolen image is, perhaps, slightly excessive.

Carl-E · « **Reply #134 on:** 01 Dec 2010, 13:58 »

Oh no, not excessive at all!

Especially since the "save image as..." option isn't even disabled!

If they won't share, I will...

P.S. - Jack Black as pintsize is inspired!

pwhodges · « **Reply #135 on:** 01 Dec 2010, 14:33 »

Old poster is old, and was discussed here at length years ago.

jwhouk · « **Reply #136 on:** 01 Dec 2010, 16:37 »

Hey, it was my first time seeing it.

pwhodges · « **Reply #137 on:** 01 Dec 2010, 23:14 »

Sorry, I was feeling a bit cranky yesterday...

Akima · « **Reply #138 on:** 02 Dec 2010, 00:28 »

Quote from: jwhouk on 01 Dec 2010, 16:37

Hey, it was my first time seeing it.

Mine too. It's quite clever.

Varian7 · « **Reply #139 on:** 02 Dec 2010, 08:19 »

Thank you for posting that Carl, this is the first time I've seen it and it's very well done.

jwhouk · « **Reply #140 on:** 02 Dec 2010, 13:16 »

(doubletake)

Hey! The designer of that poster is from MILWAUKEE!

...and Larry the Cable Guy in the cast? (Jimbo, obviously.)

Carl-E · « **Reply #141 on:** 02 Dec 2010, 13:40 »

Too... meaty for Jimbo. Jeff Foxworthy would look better ('stache and all), but he's getting a little too old for it.

Hollywood would use a redneck country singer, but I'm not up on them at the moment.

jwhouk · « **Reply #142 on:** 02 Dec 2010, 16:28 »

Probably Toby Keith. Though I think LTCG could play Jimbo straight up.

I'm still trying to figure out Sela Ward... Wait a minute - that's Marten's MOM?

EDIT: Wow. Okay. Uhm... well, let's see if I have this right:

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Ian Somerhalder .......... Marten Reed
Christina Ricci .......... Faye Whitaker
Keira Knightley .......... Dora Bianchi
Ryan Reynolds ............ Steve
Rachel Leigh Cook ........ Raven Pritchard
Jack Black ............... (voice of) Pintsize
Larry The Cable Guy ...... Jimbo
Sela Ward ................ Veronica Vance-Reed

Yeah, that would work.

raoullefere · « **Reply #143 on:** 02 Dec 2010, 22:30 »

Believe it or not, I actually wrote a script. However, given the reactions to writing about characters, I think I'll keep it to myself.

You wouldn't have gotten it anyway. I'm the Floyd Pepper of scriptwriters.

Carl-E · « **Reply #144 on:** 02 Dec 2010, 22:38 »

That's alright.

I'm Zoot when it comes to creative writing.

"uhh... ummm..."

"Oh, man, Zoot slipped a groove again!"

slydon · « **Reply #145 on:** 28 Dec 2010, 05:46 »

The snorgytees girl (you know which one) for Faye.

Kugai · « **Reply #146 on:** 28 Dec 2010, 11:49 »

[AnimalVoice] Han-a- lore! Han-a- lore! Han-a-lore! [/AnimakVoice]

Thank you for your time.

azurefirem · « **Reply #147 on:** 29 Dec 2010, 13:36 »

Can I be Hannelore? :< We may have to wait til I turn 21 unless you wanna use juice instead of alcohol.
Also, I'd seriously pay to see the movie.

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #148 on:** 29 Dec 2010, 13:56 »

Well, maybe. Depends how adorably neurotic you are I guess?
At this point I think it's either you or Evanna Lynch.

Carl-E · « **Reply #149 on:** 29 Dec 2010, 22:49 »

Neurotic/anorexic. She doesn't eat much, because there's not much food that she trusts. Jeph had a pic of a "real life" Hanners at one point on Twitter - the girl was downright boney.

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