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WCDT - 6-10 September 2010 (1746-1750)
Tergon:
Wow. Not only is Sven actually being understanding and actually indicating he gives a damn about Dora beyond her capacity to physically harm him, he's giving Marten a good eye-open while actually getting a good comeback in the witty banter. Looks like the Asshole-Therapy he's been giving himself is actually taking effect. Good to see he does have a nice side, as suspected.
Also: Don't talk about Batman's penis. The man is a ninja, and a genius, and the goddamn Batman. He could be behind you, right now, with his dong out. He could be making violent love to you and YOU WOULD NOT EVEN NOTICE. Not unless he wanted you to, in which case you would never recover from the feeling. Why? Because he is the goddamn Batman. And if you talk about the Bat-Schlong-Diddly-Ong, you only tempt fate.
Kazukagii:
Nice to see Jeph sliding some limelight in Sven's direction.
So now we've got some backstory on Dora's relationships (and who better to ask then her brother, smart foresight Jeph) and along with it some justification. After dating a myriad of cheating assholes it is only natural Dora would become suspicious of even the most meager slight. It also explains why Faye's "If you haven't fucked it up already" line had such a seemingly large impact on Dora: This is the first good relationship she's ever had, so messing it up would be devastating. As for Marten he's got a choice to make: Realize and understand Dora's tough past and try to work with her for the sake of the relationship, or jump ship at the sight of such a major storm on the horizon.
Also since the above paragraph was very sympathetic towards Dora, I'll play devil's advocate against myself and point out that no matter how troubled her romantic past, Dora had no right to fly off the handle at both Marten and Faye in such a vicious way. While Marten does have a big choice to make, Dora also has the burden or responsibility on her shoulders as well.
I think I can speak for everybody when I say things are starting to get interesting.
Blackjoker:
I would like to point out that Marten was with Dora far before Sven and Faye were hooking up, more importantly Sven initially seemed more interested in the banging than the talking, hence cliffs notes wouldn't have been practical.
fifthfiend:
--- Quote from: zagraf on 05 Sep 2010, 20:53 ---Face it, "UBMEOD" is the correct answer to any question in which it's presented as an option. It's like with the nerd-favourite question "Who would win in a fight?" If one of the options is "Batman," it doesn't matter who the other options are: Superman, Squirrel Girl, God...the correct answer is always Batman.
"But what if Batman's opponent had a UBMEOD?"
"...Shut up."
--- End quote ---
The correct answer is "Batman PS I'm a douche", because everyone who likes Batman is a douche.
akronnick:
--- Quote from: Tergon on 06 Sep 2010, 00:41 ---Also: Don't talk about Batman's penis. The man is a ninja, and a genius, and the goddamn Batman. He could be behind you, right now, with his dong out. He could be making violent love to you and YOU WOULD NOT EVEN NOTICE. Not unless he wanted you to, in which case you would never recover from the feeling. Why? Because he is the goddamn Batman. And if you talk about the Bat-Schlong-Diddly-Ong, you only tempt fate.
--- End quote ---
Were we talking about Batman's penis? I thought we were talking about the Useless Broom Made Entirely Of Dicks.
Also Batman, being the Batman, would be able to put the UBMEOD to all manner of useful purposes. Even the Ocean trembles at the thought of the dick-broom wielding Batman.
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