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"Resident Evil: Afterlife is superior to Inception on every level"
Blyss:
Okay, so I finally saw this movie.
First off, as usual, not horrible... as a standalone piece. I won't go into the usual rant of 'THIS IS NOT RESIDENT EVIL', because frankly, it just doesn't matter. Once again, Paul (WS - why the fuck do we NEED to verify he's WS?) Anderson has gone into his own mad fantasy world wherein his wife gets all fucking crazy and violent - this time literally hundreds of her attack a facility - and kicks some Umbrella ass. Nevermind that Umbrella doesn't even exist anymore in the RE game universe. Because that sure as hell doesn't stop ol' WS from ripping action sequences straight from the games again. It's simply amazing the audacity with which this guy just takes shit from wherever and whatever he wants. AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!
I didn't hate the movie itself, because it's good violent fun. I HATE with a fucking passion that WS keeps referring to this shit as what he does, instead of just naming it 'Homage to my wife's violent tendecies' - which would be far more accurate.
Milla is hot, so is Ali Larter - but they don't really belong in my Resident Evil, thanks.
Oh well, at least Wesker wasn't fat this time.
the_pied_piper:
--- Quote from: Blyss on 07 Oct 2010, 07:52 ---Paul (WS - why the fuck do we NEED to verify he's WS?) Anderson
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You need to verify because Paul W.S. Anderson is known for producing shit like this and Death Race while Paul Thomas Anderson directed There Will Be Blood and Magnolia among others.
Blyss:
--- Quote from: the_pied_piper on 07 Oct 2010, 08:24 ---
--- Quote from: Blyss on 07 Oct 2010, 07:52 ---Paul (WS - why the fuck do we NEED to verify he's WS?) Anderson
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You need to verify because Paul W.S. Anderson is known for producing shit like this and Death Race while Paul Thomas Anderson directed There Will Be Blood and Magnolia among others.
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Noted - though to be honest, If we were going to differentiate, it should be to the one that actually has talent, instead of the fuckstain that thinks he knows how to make movies.
Alex C:
--- Quote from: Blyss on 07 Oct 2010, 07:52 ---I won't go into the usual rant of 'THIS IS NOT RESIDENT EVIL', because frankly, it just doesn't matter.
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I hate to break this to you, but you still ranted.
scarred:
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