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Best High School pranks
Cartilage Head:
Doughy.
As in you are soft and not in great shape.
(I don't actually think you are doughy at all, but it sounds good.)
Patrick:
I think my favorite prank from when I was in high school was when some dude got hold of the principal's schoolwide PA mic and yelled "I, Chris Van Schaack [principal's name], love horse cocks in my anus." It was the most inventive thing anybody's done to date (as of 1999) that didn't somehow involve urinating on the senior bench.
Although going onto the cafeteria roof and using a beer bong to piss on the senior bench was pretty cool I guess.
You'd think that with all the ingenious ways stoners come up with to combust cannabis, they'd come up with better pranks, but no dice.
allison:
Someone once called over the PA, "Would Hans Oncock please come to the office?"
When you're 15, that is the height of comedy.
Spluff:
double points if you can get it to be read out at an airport
Jimmy the Squid:
A guy at my highschool stole the mic that was connected to the PA and started rapping profanity through the school. The coolest part was when the teachers finally got him and you could hear them yelling at him as he tried to escape.
I once painted blue ink all over the handrails in the high school stair wells. That was fun but I feel bad that it ruined the principals cream jumper. I was out to get other students and didn't think my plan through.
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