Seriously, with a girlfriend like Dora, who needs any more porn ?
But what will Dora find?
She will find an AnthroPC who lies to her for his own amusement.
And a wide variety of bizarre porn which stretches the limits of Rule 34.
None of it will be Marten's, and the mystery will continue.
I think thats very likely. I believe that, between the lines, todays comic hints strongly that Marten isnt into anything very original.
I categorically refuse to discuss what I masturbation to. Even in a poll.
LOL you think anyone gives a honest answer to THAT poll ? [...]
I was riffing on the grammar. [...]
Oh ! OK.
Actually, for once, I'm willing to jump onto the "Dora's a bitch" bandwagon. He asked for privacy, she decides to walk all over it? Then again, it is a typical female reaction, extrapolated a bit. I'm speaking, of course, of one's SO thinking, once you're having sex and everything, that it's okay to walk into the bathroom while you're perched on the throne, and, worse, she actually wants to have a conversation. There are lines, ladies, lines that should not be crossed. And yet, you trample…
Humorous hyperbole notwithstanding, it would be nice if you could avoid such overt overgeneralizations. For the record, I am female, I do respect others' privacy, and I sure as hell don't want to see my SO on the toilet, or vice-versa -- we're both closed-bathroom people, tyvm.
Uh, I dont think he wanted to say that every woman behaves uniformely. A certain disrespect for other peoples privacy, especially their love interest, is a kind of behavior I actually know from quite a lot of women in reallife. As I said before, that actually quite charming.
I see it more as teasing than serious transgressions against Marten's privacy.
Kinda like the "I'm gonna tell the boy you have a crush on that you like him" of youth, and Dora seems to be the girl who would go up to said crush say "hi" and get scared before running back to friends giggling.
She'll probably start to ask Pintsize and get scared halfway through.
Then Pintsize will blurt it out anyway.
I really, really, really cant see how this is, in any way, the Dora I know from the comics ?
I think that, short of child porn, nothing would really offend her.
I am calling this one.
His porn collection consists of naked pictures of Raven he found on the Internet.
Hmm, I dont call innocent nude pics "porn". Porn is sex.
Also, IMHO it would be completely understandable that he would keep nudie pics of Raven, if he had been so lucky to find any such things.
The actual clues are around their.
It needs to be something Dora will worry over. (This is why Marten doesn't want to admit it.)
His mother gave him lotion. (So it's something that needs that)
It's obvious that his porn involves men being given anal by strap on. This will worry Dora that he's like his Dad....
I disagree. For all I know, Marten hasnt shown any homosexual tendencies, ever. Also, homosexuality is nothing that you inherit from your parents.
I agree that Marten deserves some privacy, but I don't see this as a privacy issue. As his girlfriend with whom he's very sexually active with, Dora has a right to know what porn excites him.
I think you managed to contradict yourself here.
Or what kind of privacy, in your opinion, does Marten deserve, exactly ?
If he was serious, he would have said "Dora, this is actually important to me and I'm not kidding around. I'm not comfortable with sharing this, and you need to respect my privacy."
He opted for a joke, so who is going to take him seriously? Their relationship isn't as screwed up as some of you seem to think, and I think that some people might be missing the subtext there. If Marten really wants this kept private, he needs to stand up and say so. Does that cause Dora to get concerned and dump him? Maybe. There are some things that people aren't willing or able to bend on, and if you can't accomodate them, then sometimes you have to walk away.
Even Dora and Faye dont react as if they believe Marten tried to joke.
I think he was dead serious. He tried to scare them away from that topic. He doesnt want them to know.
Google Translate is made of fail, linguistically and culturally, when it comes to Chinese. Babelfish does a little better, but not much [...]
Thats how automatic translators are, for any language.
No, it's not the only thing that is wrong with the fanfic. But it's the only thing wrong with the fanfic that I didn't expect of Marigold!
Ooooh OK ! Thats right.
No matter how you look at it, Pintsize will just mess with Dora.
Hehe. Yeah, very likely.
I'm leaning towards the idea that Marten favors pretty straightforward porn, nothing really raunchy and at most maybe indie girls/suicide girls. Nothing shocking at all. Which is why he's embarrased. Everyone else has some sort of "exotic" leaning, so he's the odd one out.
That was my first thought: What - you have to be into interesting kinds of porn now ?
And what about Marten's porn stash consisting of pieces belonging to the top of the heap of the genre, with clever shootings, tasteful scenarios, subtle play on the various levels of erotism, participants sometimes actually touching each other elsewhere than on genital parts, etc?
Y'know, the kind of stuff that would take a disturbing amount of research to find on the Net – or anywhere actually.
Sounds like private porn.
You know, two people having sex who are actually in love with each other.