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WCDT 15-19 November 2010 (1796-1800)
Odal:
Prediction: Dora will go back to CoD and get all emotional with Faye around. Then after work she'll go see Sven and they'll both talk to each other about how much their lives suck. Sven because he thought he was making progress towards being a better person but got shot down by Faye. Dora because she's always had to work to make a relationship last with her past douchebags and now she's doing a fine job of destroying the one person who she's not had to bend over backwards for. Dora will get upset with Sven initially, because she's upset that he's never had to try to get women, while she's had the opposite.
But they'll both revert back to their old ways out of self pity. Sven will seduce Dora and they'll have intense, rigorous, and deliciously painful sex for the whole night. Then, the next day, Sven will leave unannounced realizing what an asshole move it was to have sex with his own sister. Of course they didn't think to use protection and Dora will get pregnant with her brother's child. And since Sven will not be around, she will be a single mother living on her own.
As for Marten, he'll be standing in the doorway for about 15 minutes after Dora leaves with the same dumb expression on his face, only after about five minutes tears will start flowing from his eyes. Hanners will show up with cleaning supplies on expecting that Marten would be gone and she was going to secretly clean his apartment while he was gone. Then she'll see Marten crying and it'll change her completely. Marten is such a great, and emotionally strong man. There's no way he could be crying unless it was a true tragedy.
She'll approach him and he'll jump, not noticing she was there. She'll ask if he's okay and he'll wipe away his tears while saying yes, trying to remain strong. Hanners will see through it though. Marten is a sort of hero to her and has helped her so much, and now its her turn to return the favor. She'll grab him by the hand with her yellow glove hands, take him over to the couch to sit him down, and take a seat next to him. She'll ask him what is wrong and to not bother telling her nothing because she knows better!
Marten will explain the situation and she'll tell him that he deserves better than Dora. Hanners will take off her gloves, scoot closer to Marten and nuzzle his face with her face mask and put her bare hand on his lap. Marten will be shocked initially, because he knows of her OCD. He'll grab her hand to move it away from him, but as soon as he touches her hand, he'll realize how soft and clean her skin is.
Marten will stare blankly into her bright, beautiful blue eyes.
"What about your O-" He'll mutter.
"It can be ignored." Hanners will retort.
And I'll leave the intimate Hanners and Marten to your imagination, except that Marten will use a condom since they're in Marten's (and formerly Dora's) place.
akronnick:
Yeah, that's not creepy at all... :roll:
bhtooefr:
I could see Dora and Marten breaking up over this, although it's obvious that that's not what Marten really wants.
There's no way in hell that I could see Marten ACTUALLY dating Hanners. I could see Hanners wanting to, but I couldn't see Marten thinking of her in that way at all, and even if he did, I couldn't see him wanting to deal with those issues right after Dora's issues.
scarred:
i honestly forgot how horrifying this subforum is
Odin:
Just posting to say that anyone that didn't see today's strip coming for months is an idiot. Dora's been (either deliberately or subconsciously, but it doesn't matter at the end of the day for Marten because the end result will still be the same) trying to destroy her relationship with Marten for a long time.
I don't think Jeph has the balls to make the Marten/Hanners portion of Odal's post a reality, but it would be pretty sweet and have a lot more potential for actual storyline and humor than "more of the same old shit" by having Marten somehow take the initiative and patch things up with Dora again.
EDIT for akronnick's post: Incest fic or not, it beats the hell out of the story we've had between Marten and Dora since, well, forever.
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