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We love our pets!
bainidhe_dub:
Because we have discovered that he has an originally-undisclosed tendency to try to eat small children. He is too big to be untrustworthy around one so small.
In fact pretty much everything his previous family told the shelter was a lie, except the fact that he drools like crazy during car rides.
GarandMarine:
How did you discover his tendency to eat children? and how strong a tendency are we talking here?
hedgie:
He now knows the directions to every unused quarry within 100mi.
GarandMarine:
Sounds like my kinda dog
Meet Simon the Chinchilla, aka Chinny, my roommate's ex's pet. Apparently he'll be staying with us for awhile. If not permanently
And this is Samwise the Quaker parrot, aka a $250 meal of fried chicken if he doesn't pull his head out of his cloaca and stop being a feathery little asshole.
Method of Madness:
I WANT A CHINCHILLA
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