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A Glimpse of Faye's Future
dps:
What makes you think that Faye is going to start skipping out on restaurant bills?
ErrantCanadian:
I think this is almost certainly the future of Hazel from Girls With Slingshots, not Faye.
someone1074:
Heh, the writer clearly had a lot of fun with this one.
Wraith11B:
DoD Announces JIDDO counterpart to JIEDDO
WASHINGTON -- In the new wave of terrorist attacks employing dildos, the Department of Defense has announced the creation of the Joint Integrated Dildo-Defeat Office, a counterpart to the successful Joint IED Defeat Office. A four-star flag posting, composed of several layers of more generals, is expected and the initial budget is estimated at US$50b.
Boomslang:
--- Quote from: Wraith11B on 21 Dec 2010, 07:14 ---DoD Announces JIDDO counterpart to JIEDDO
WASHINGTON -- In the new wave of terrorist attacks employing dildos, the Department of Defense has announced the creation of the Joint Integrated Dildo-Defeat Office, a counterpart to the successful Joint IED Defeat Office. A four-star flag posting, composed of several layers of more generals, is expected and the initial budget is estimated at US$50b.
--- End quote ---
And in five years or less it will have to be replaced by an entirely new and different office with a thirteen letter acronym, two additional layers of civilian oversight, an advisory committee consisting of personnel from all armed forces and the president's golfing buddies, worldwide offices to which paperwork can be submitted and subsequently destroyed, and the budget will no longer be calculable without quantum computing (cost of quantum computing will of course be added to this budget).
Meanwhile, dildo attacks continue to increase in size and sophistication. Many countries rejoice at this news, despite the position it forces NATO to assume.
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