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WCDT 29 Nov-3 Dec (1806-1810)

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Wiregeek:

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--- Quote from: daryljfontaine on 29 Nov 2010, 12:48 ---MARTEN!HULK MUST RAEG!


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--- Quote from: tomart on 28 Nov 2010, 16:07 ---"What the fuck do women WANT, already??"
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a 12 inch chocolate penis that ejaculates money.
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Chocolate penis, if edible, is an unfortunately non-renewable resource.

Cashjaculate just sounds painful, if not unsanitary, causing UTIs all up in the lady's hoohah or whatever.  Some gals do a ping pong ball trick; this little filly pays off like a slot machine!

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How about a 12 inch cash penis that ejaculates chocolate???

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Same nonrenewable resource problem as before, though chocolate ejaculate would be marginally less likely to cause actual physical injury.

And while the initial joke doesn't go into it, lets take a moment to consider the various forms 'money' can take, and the horror of them appearing in that particular place.

Now, Marten needs a top hat and an electric guitar..  camera zooms in tight on the tears dropping through his lanky emo hair, crack of thunder in the background as he plays a wailing solo in front of a church in a desert...

LeeC:
to all those Tai/Dora shipper
I present to you exhibit 1778

peterh:
D'awwwww.

flamingo:

--- Quote from: LeeC on 29 Nov 2010, 13:40 ---to all those Tai/Dora shipper
I present to you exhibit 1778


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Tai says that she wouldnt want to lick something Marten has jizzed in before.
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When Marten met Dora's parents, he told her father (through code) that he is using protection with Dora.
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The most common form of contraception is condoms (assuming, I didnt factcheck)
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Technically, Marten hasn't jizzed in Dora.
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possible Dora/Tai (but I'm not necessarily shipping it)

Carl-E:
Fallback position;  she does value Marten's friendship that much, too. 

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