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Re: Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford in: Cowboys Vs. Aliens
« Reply #1 on: 17 Nov 2010, 15:34 »

Sidenote:  Did Daniel Craig stab that guy in the junk?


That's pretty much what I was thinking... :psyduck:
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Re: Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford in: Cowboys Vs. Aliens
« Reply #2 on: 17 Nov 2010, 15:55 »

Could they come up with a worse title?
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Re: Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford in: Cowboys Vs. Aliens
« Reply #3 on: 17 Nov 2010, 16:46 »

Naw, I like the title. It's Cowboys vs. Aliens. You tell the people what you're going to give them and then you give it to them. The worst thing a film like this can do is get ideas above its station. As long as it's just ridiculous and flashy and doesn't try to be anything more than an hour and a half of fun everything's going to be fine!
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Re: Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford in: Cowboys Vs. Aliens
« Reply #4 on: 17 Nov 2010, 16:50 »

It's high concept. It's essentially Snakes on a Plane for 2010.
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Re: Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford in: Cowboys Vs. Aliens
« Reply #5 on: 17 Nov 2010, 16:57 »

I will see this movie.
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Re: Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford in: Cowboys Vs. Aliens
« Reply #6 on: 17 Nov 2010, 17:02 »

It's high concept. It's essentially Snakes on a Plane for 2010.

Only it's directed by Jon Favreau, who has a pretty good touch for keeping things light and entertaining.
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Re: Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford in: Cowboys Vs. Aliens
« Reply #7 on: 17 Nov 2010, 17:10 »

Harrison Ford alone will make this entertaining.  From the trailer it sort of looks like he's phoning it in.
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Re: Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford in: Cowboys Vs. Aliens
« Reply #8 on: 17 Nov 2010, 18:17 »

I had my fill of aliens and Harrison Ford together w/ the Crystal Skull.
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Re: Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford in: Cowboys Vs. Aliens
« Reply #9 on: 18 Nov 2010, 07:36 »

See, it's Cowboys and Aliens, not Cowboys Vs. Aliens. So, yeah. Actually a bad title.
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Re: Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford in: Cowboys Vs. Aliens
« Reply #10 on: 18 Nov 2010, 07:53 »

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Re: Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford in: Cowboys Vs. Aliens
« Reply #11 on: 18 Nov 2010, 13:28 »

See, it's Cowboys and Aliens, not Cowboys Vs. Aliens. So, yeah. Actually a bad title.

Not if you realize that they're playing off of "Cowboys and Indians".
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Re: Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford in: Cowboys Vs. Aliens
« Reply #12 on: 18 Nov 2010, 18:08 »

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Re: Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford in: Cowboys Vs. Aliens
« Reply #13 on: 18 Nov 2010, 19:41 »

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Re: Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford in: Cowboys Vs. Aliens
« Reply #14 on: 19 Nov 2010, 03:32 »

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Re: Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford in: Cowboys Vs. Aliens
« Reply #15 on: 19 Nov 2010, 04:59 »

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Re: Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford in: Cowboys Vs. Aliens
« Reply #16 on: 19 Nov 2010, 05:31 »

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Re: Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford in: Cowboys Vs. Aliens
« Reply #17 on: 19 Nov 2010, 10:41 »

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Re: Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford in: Cowboys Vs. Aliens
« Reply #18 on: 19 Nov 2010, 11:57 »

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Re: Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford in: Cowboys Vs. Aliens
« Reply #19 on: 19 Nov 2010, 13:07 »

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Re: Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford in: Cowboys Vs. Aliens
« Reply #20 on: 19 Nov 2010, 14:52 »

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Re: Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford in: Cowboys Vs. Aliens
« Reply #21 on: 19 Nov 2010, 17:36 »

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Re: Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford in: Cowboys Vs. Aliens
« Reply #22 on: 19 Nov 2010, 19:33 »

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Re: Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford in: Cowboys Vs. Aliens
« Reply #23 on: 20 Nov 2010, 15:37 »

Not a fan of Speilburg, hate Ron Howard (with a passion), over produced bullshit of gimmicky titles. Going to skip this one.
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Re: Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford in: Cowboys Vs. Aliens
« Reply #24 on: 20 Nov 2010, 17:14 »

I don't understand how you can dislike Spielberg's films.
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Re: Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford in: Cowboys Vs. Aliens
« Reply #25 on: 20 Nov 2010, 17:18 »

It's the only way to maintain Indie Cred.
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Re: Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford in: Cowboys Vs. Aliens
« Reply #26 on: 20 Nov 2010, 17:20 »

At the expense of Indy Cred, however.
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Re: Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford in: Cowboys Vs. Aliens
« Reply #27 on: 20 Nov 2010, 17:33 »

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Re: Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford in: Cowboys Vs. Aliens
« Reply #28 on: 22 Nov 2010, 11:15 »

Aliens totally gave James Bond a Pip-Boy.
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Re: Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford in: Cowboys Vs. Aliens
« Reply #29 on: 25 Nov 2010, 05:41 »

i will probably not see this movie, mostly based on how stupid the title is.
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Re: Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford in: Cowboys Vs. Aliens
« Reply #30 on: 25 Nov 2010, 08:40 »

That's a terrible reason to not see a film.
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Re: Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford in: Cowboys Vs. Aliens
« Reply #31 on: 25 Nov 2010, 10:39 »

The Empire Strikes Back is a pretty dumb name for a film too, when you think about it.

The Beatles is a fucking horrendous name for a band. Puns? Who the fuck OK'd that piece of shit!?
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Re: Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford in: Cowboys Vs. Aliens
« Reply #32 on: 25 Nov 2010, 23:51 »

i will probably not see this movie, mostly based on how stupid the title is.

Man, how many people do I have to smack about this?
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Re: Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford in: Cowboys Vs. Aliens
« Reply #33 on: 26 Nov 2010, 10:15 »

And would you have not gone to see Die Hard?

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Re: Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford in: Cowboys Vs. Aliens
« Reply #34 on: 26 Nov 2010, 10:58 »

DO NOT REPEAT BACK TO ME WHAT I HAVE JUST SAID IN DIFFERENT FUCKIN' WORDS

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Re: Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford in: Cowboys Vs. Aliens
« Reply #35 on: 28 Nov 2010, 18:40 »

okay, okay, i will add to my previous statement that i don't really like movies of that sort anyway and the fact that the title is idiotic just seals the deal for me. also i have never seen die hard. DON'T HATE ME
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Re: Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford in: Cowboys Vs. Aliens
« Reply #36 on: 28 Nov 2010, 20:43 »

Well, I'm not going to say you're not allowed to dislike the title, but the movie literally exists because of it, so in the marketing sense, it's the kind of pure genius that strikes once or twice a generation.

[Cowboys and Indians. Cowboys and Indians. Cowboys and Indians. Cowboys and Indians. Cowboys and Indians... Cowboys and Aliens? Cowboys and ALIENS!!! Holy Fuck! I just created a license to print money!]

And reading the Production History, that's exactly what the guy set out to do.
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Re: Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford in: Cowboys Vs. Aliens
« Reply #37 on: 28 Nov 2010, 21:13 »

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Re: Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford in: Cowboys Vs. Aliens
« Reply #40 on: 01 Dec 2010, 15:11 »

Aliens totally gave James Bond a Pip-Boy.
a pip-boy with a LAZOR
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Re: Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford in: Cowboys Vs. Aliens
« Reply #41 on: 02 Dec 2010, 14:19 »

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/11/30/movies/30cowboys.html

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first rule of serious filmmaking:

don't call your movie "Cowboys & Aliens"
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Re: Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford in: Cowboys Vs. Aliens
« Reply #42 on: 02 Dec 2010, 15:25 »

second rule of film making: if you think there are enough lasers in you science fiction film, add more lasers
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Re: Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford in: Cowboys Vs. Aliens
« Reply #43 on: 02 Dec 2010, 16:39 »

second rule of film making: if you think there are enough lasers in you science fiction film, add more lasers

And you have Transformers 2
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Re: Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford in: Cowboys Vs. Aliens
« Reply #44 on: 02 Dec 2010, 17:02 »

somewhere yes, and i think it still needs even more LAZOR
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Re: Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford in: Cowboys Vs. Aliens
« Reply #45 on: 02 Dec 2010, 17:23 »

transformers 2 does need more lasers.

it needs them outside, in the real world, pointed directly at every copy of that awful awful movie
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