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jwhouk:
CUTE?

CUTE!?????

(Checks David_Dovey into the boards)

est:
I got a new vacuum from my parents and it is a huge improvement over the old one.

Before:
Me: "ok, it is time to vacuum"
Old vacuum: "yeah ok um, I guess I can uh, oh wait not that bit and uh, shit that really is in that carpet isn't it. uh, sorry"

but now it's more like:

Me: "ok, it is time to vacuum"
New vacuum: "OK LET'S VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF THIS SHIT - VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR - FUCK YEAH, THAT FLOOR IS GODDAMN CLEAN"
Me: "FUCK YEAH!"
It: "I THINK I PULLED UP SOME OF THE CARPET!"
Me: "WOOOOOOO VACUUM FIVE!  o/"
It: "WOOOOOO!  \o"

It is a Dyson and it is fucking rad.

Lunchbox:
Vacuum envy.

JD:
I've had a Dyson forever and it's a load of crap. We did get a Bissel this year that washes out stains though, which is fantastic.

Eris:
The carpet is not crunchy any more! It's a Christmas Miracle!

I got a book about fashion from ben, and a dress (but it is a strange cut so we have to change it), and when I told my mum I got a vacuum cleaner and a Wardrobe 101 book and a dress, she laughed at me, because apparently they are funny gifts, even though they were what I wanted? Our vacuum was shit and then broke! I am more interested in what I wear these days! The dress was very nice, just not right, so we are changing it to something better! Why is that funny?

I also realised that mum and my brother both spent a few hundred dollars on each other, and probably that much on me too, and I kinda almost feel bad that I didn't spend that much on them, because I bought things that they should like, that aren't necessarily a few hundred bucks each. Ah well, we'll see next week when they come to visit.

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