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What will be on your tombstone?

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Tergon:
My Undertaker Has A Short Atten

Skelepunk:
I want a green burial. Wrapped in a linen shroud, dumped into a hole in the ground not walled with concrete, and with a tree planted to mark the grave. My body will degrade into the soil, the tree with absorb the nutrients my rotting corpse provides, and so I will become immortal via tree!

Tergon:
Well, that's one thing I might want on my tombstone for my remains.  But I don't plan to be buried in one piece.  Ideally this will be because I died in an awesome explosion, possibly defeating a supervillian in the process.  Or maybe a superhero if my life goes that way.

But assuming that I'm more or less in one piece when I die, I'm getting harvested before they plant what's left.  Gonna share out my bits, I am.

Hmm...


"Here Lies Most Of [name withheld].  We're Not Sure Where The Rest Of Him Ended Up."

TheBionicAnkle:
"One Midget Too Many"

Boomslang:
Not sure about my tombstone, but I've known for a long time my cause of death will be listed as "Death by misadventure".

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