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WCDT: 6-10 Dec 2010 (1811-1815)
Boomslang:
--- Quote from: Sorflakne on 08 Dec 2010, 21:10 ---I have a couple really, really...REALLY...bad/dumb/stupid/perverted questions, and I'm scared of Googling them.
I've never used a fleshlight, so when one's getting off with one, does one...come inside it, or yank out and into a kleenex? If the former, how do you clean it out?
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Soap and hot water. Although you've got to have some cajones to be washing one out in the sink when you're living with roommates. I think some of them are also dishwasher safe.
I'm ex-navy. This stuff gets to be common knowledge when you're on a ship that goes out to sea for months at a time.
Dr. ROFLPWN:
--- Quote from: Wraith11B on 08 Dec 2010, 10:10 ---And probably doing so to keep her freak-out session from starting too soon. She's doing what she did with Marigold--saving it up for later, and a more appropriate venue. If she keeps practicing that, she might get good enough to even kiss someone...
...Chastely...
...On the cheek.
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She would, of course, sanitize both her lips and the cheek area immediately afterward...and she might be so pleased with her socially appropriate behavior that she--dare I say it--would go try Taco Bell
Kugai:
Pintsize is now in 'Time Out' in the closet - with his WiFi disconnected.
It's Sven's
raoullefere:
Now I'm really confused. Why does Pintsize have or need Sven's WiFi? Doesn't he have his own built-in uplink?
And no, Dr. ROFLPWN, for Hanners, the chain that dare not speak its name may well be Taco Bell. Of course, it could just as easily be McDonald's. I remember waaayyy back when someone put out a rumor that McD's 'supplemented thier protein,' as it were, with earthworms. I recall this because my grandfather bought it hook, line and sinker. Ah-hah Ahahaha. Anyway, we couldn't pass under the Arches when we were with him, which was altogether a terrible thing to do to an eight-year-old.
sirisaacnuton:
--- Quote from: Sorflakne on 08 Dec 2010, 21:10 ---I have a couple really, really...REALLY...bad/dumb/stupid/perverted questions, and I'm scared of Googling them.
I've never used a fleshlight, so when one's getting off with one, does one...come inside it, or yank out and into a kleenex? If the former, how do you clean it out?
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The, ah, "realistic" part of it is a lining that comes out of the outer plastic casing...and it has an opening at the other end, so water can just be run straight through it. And Googling fleshlight is probably fairly safe in the grand scheme of things, particularly if you just stick to a web search and not a GIS. The fleshlight website is actually just covered mostly in pictures of porn stars who have personalized fleshlight inserts (allegedly) molded into the shape of their naughty bits. Kind of an interesting idea for someone who's just way too obsessed with Sasha Grey or Stoya or someone like that.
And as a side note, if you ever want to know about something like that, but are worried about Google results, checking on urbandictionary is a pretty safe bet since they don't have pictures.
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