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YEVOD DIVAD!
Dliessmgg:
There was once a lonely German rabbi (he lived in his mom's basement) who was worried because the kids didn't like the Talmud anymore. So he prayed to the oh Lord :police::
"Oh Lord :police:! In my long life
I have seen hundreds of hands
and fingers and faces.
Where are they now?
Where are they when I need them?
Please send me an answer, oh Lord :police:!"
And then the Satan :evil: appeared! And his :evil: thundering voice droned: "Yo mang! wassup. I herd you have-hadiddly-have yourself some probs. Drink a delightful tea any day and whoosh! away with that."
The rabbi thankfully replied: "Thank you, oh Lord :evil:!"
So the rabbi drank a metric shitton of tea after the Satan :evil: disappeared and then another imperial fuckton. Thus spoke the rabbi: "I shall make this new wrap music with texts from the Talmud now! And I shall record it on a cassette! That would be super fancy!" So he recorded his wrap music on a cassette and sold it to little kids. Obligatory random Calvin and Hobbes reference. The police :police: didn't like that and put him into prison. There he had surprise buttsecks and normal buttsecks and funny buttsecks and reverse buttsecks and many other sorts of buttsecks many times again and again. It was very tragic.
But on the day when he was released he said "FUCK THE POLICE :police:!" and the Satan :evil: appeared again. The Satan :evil: thrusted words out of his mouth: "Hello, my little rabbi. I see you had fun in prison. Now you're ready to possess the Power Of Rawk'n'Rawl!"
So he took him onto a journey through hell and they drank a lot and smoked a lot and fucked a lot and had a lot of fun all the time every day and every night.
At the end, there were three guys:
Rodrigo "Firefucker" Dosantos, Tamer of the Axe
Poladski "Polefty" Polodski, Thunder of the Cords
Martin "Whorebanger" Maxissimo, Handler of the Sticks
Mr. Squeak, oboe
Together with them the rabbi formed the band Yevod Divad! and they had much fun and it was very metal and very trve and they got very famous and stuff. Und wenn sie nicht gestorben sind, dann ficken sie noch heute. :psyduck:
valley_parade:
I read this as "Vlade Divac".
squawk:
Vlade! The big yugoslavian guy who was on the kings and then randomly went to the lakers before disappearing and being completely irrelevant!
I kinda miss that Sac lineup, with all the eastern european dudes. Stojakovic was such a choker, though. Shame that game 6 2002 WCF against the Lakers was rigged and got stolen from them.
David_Dovey:
no thank you
valley_parade:
--- Quote from: squawk on 07 Dec 2010, 12:47 ---Vlade! The big yugoslavian guy who was on the kings and then randomly went to the lakers before disappearing and being completely irrelevant!
--- End quote ---
There was a documentary on ESPN a few months ago about his friendship with Drazen Petrovic and the war that broke up Yugoslavia in the early 90s. I think it's called "Once Brothers" or something. Was a good watch.
And it wasn't that random. He started his NBA career with the Lakers.
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