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In anticipation, Merry Christmas to you all
« on: 21 Dec 2010, 09:12 »

Merry Christmas!

(Sorry, I couldn't embed it)

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« Last Edit: 21 Dec 2010, 09:14 by pwhodges »
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Re: In anticipation, Merry Christmas to you all
« Reply #1 on: 21 Dec 2010, 09:20 »

Merry Christmas to you as well. And to all you out there, religious or not.
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Re: In anticipation, Merry Christmas to you all
« Reply #2 on: 21 Dec 2010, 10:25 »

May Brighid and the Dagda be with you all on this Alban Arthan. 
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Re: In anticipation, Merry Christmas to you all
« Reply #3 on: 21 Dec 2010, 10:28 »

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Re: In anticipation, Merry Christmas to you all
« Reply #4 on: 21 Dec 2010, 11:49 »

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Re: In anticipation, Merry Christmas to you all
« Reply #7 on: 21 Dec 2010, 19:47 »



Merry Christmas!



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Re: In anticipation, Merry Christmas to you all
« Reply #8 on: 21 Dec 2010, 19:53 »

Is anyone else stop motion animated?
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Re: In anticipation, Merry Christmas to you all
« Reply #10 on: 21 Dec 2010, 20:57 »

Man Paul, that cat thing is freaky.
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Re: In anticipation, Merry Christmas to you all
« Reply #11 on: 22 Dec 2010, 03:38 »

Happy Solstice and Joy on the Longest Night and blah blah blah. A very gothy deathmas to you, too.

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Re: In anticipation, Merry Christmas to you all
« Reply #12 on: 22 Dec 2010, 03:57 »

Christmas, I haven't time to think about Christmas.

Tomorrow is the Night of the Radishes and Friday is Ricky Martin's birthday. After that I'll only have time to rest for a day before Wren Day.

No, I think I'll give Christmas a miss, besides, it seems so last year.
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Re: In anticipation, Merry Christmas to you all
« Reply #13 on: 23 Dec 2010, 02:52 »

MERRY CHRISTMAS BEDFORD FALLS
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Re: In anticipation, Merry Christmas to you all
« Reply #14 on: 23 Dec 2010, 03:08 »

Is anyone else stop motion animated?

What you can see it as well?
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Re: In anticipation, Merry Christmas to you all
« Reply #15 on: 23 Dec 2010, 05:41 »

Troy and Abed in stop moooootion...

Yo, so today is festivus, and BITCHES, SHOVEL YOUR SIDEWALKS.

Me included, when I get home from work. There. Greivances aired.
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Re: In anticipation, Merry Christmas to you all
« Reply #16 on: 23 Dec 2010, 09:27 »

NBC has a Troy and Abed in the Morning mug for sale.

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Re: In anticipation, Merry Christmas to you all
« Reply #17 on: 23 Dec 2010, 09:46 »

I saw that, and I was tempted to buy one. But I rarely ever use mugs.
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Re: In anticipation, Merry Christmas to you all
« Reply #18 on: 23 Dec 2010, 09:47 »

I am a hot chocolate lover, so I use them a lot. That and tea. Too bad I didn't do Secret Santa this year, it would be pretty easy to get my gift.

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Re: In anticipation, Merry Christmas to you all
« Reply #19 on: 23 Dec 2010, 09:48 »

Hey Liz, wanna do a Secret Santa where we just get eachother that mug?

It wouldn't be very secret though.
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Re: In anticipation, Merry Christmas to you all
« Reply #20 on: 23 Dec 2010, 09:50 »

I'll hop in on that secret 3 way santa.
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Re: In anticipation, Merry Christmas to you all
« Reply #21 on: 23 Dec 2010, 10:00 »

Un-secret Three Way Santa. I like it.
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Re: In anticipation, Merry Christmas to you all
« Reply #22 on: 23 Dec 2010, 10:33 »

It claims to be only available from the 7th of January onward. Is that just international orders?
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Re: In anticipation, Merry Christmas to you all
« Reply #23 on: 24 Dec 2010, 02:28 »

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Re: In anticipation, Merry Christmas to you all
« Reply #24 on: 24 Dec 2010, 08:07 »

And in keeping with politically correctness:


Please accept with no obligation, implied or explicit, my best wishes for
an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,
non-addictive, gender-neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday,
practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion
of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice
not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a
fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated
recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2011,
but not without due respect for calendars of other cultures whose
contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply
that America is necessarily greater than any other country, or even the
only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without
regard to the race, creed, color, age physical ability, religious faith
or sexual preference of the wishes.

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Re: In anticipation, Merry Christmas to you all
« Reply #27 on: 24 Dec 2010, 10:38 »

Sensible night, appropriate night,
Snow on ground, left and right.
Round yon purchase of decorative things,
Tolerant rewrites of carols to sing.
Function with relative ease,
Function with relative ease.






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Re: In anticipation, Merry Christmas to you all
« Reply #28 on: 24 Dec 2010, 14:22 »

Merry Christmas to everyone. All the best for 2011.


It's been a pretty awful week, but I just got engaged which has made me so happy that I could burst. So I just wanted to spread some love.
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Re: In anticipation, Merry Christmas to you all
« Reply #29 on: 24 Dec 2010, 15:19 »

Merry christmas, fuckers (and Paul)! I hope you all have a wonderful evening filled with family, friends, love, food, or booze. Any and all of the above are acceptable.
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Re: In anticipation, Merry Christmas to you all
« Reply #30 on: 24 Dec 2010, 15:54 »

Merry Christmas guys! I wish you all a wonderful holiday season and a happy New Year!

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Re: In anticipation, Merry Christmas to you all
« Reply #31 on: 24 Dec 2010, 16:10 »

Merry Christmas you filthy animals.
And a happy new year.
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Re: In anticipation, Merry Christmas to you all
« Reply #32 on: 24 Dec 2010, 16:35 »

Merry Christmas you bastards.

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Re: In anticipation, Merry Christmas to you all
« Reply #33 on: 24 Dec 2010, 17:40 »

GOD JUL to each and every one of you! I am wearing a fantastically soft and warm robe that I got for Christmas from my parents while watching my boyfriend, sister and Jens playing video games at almost 3 AM. This Christmas is wonderful, besides the fact that it's so cold outside we can't really do anything but stay inside and I really want to go skating before returning to Glasgow on Monday. Oh well, I can do some reading and drawing in front of the fireplace instead! Happy holidays!
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Re: In anticipation, Merry Christmas to you all
« Reply #34 on: 24 Dec 2010, 19:47 »

Merry Chrimblymass to everyone!
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Re: In anticipation, Merry Christmas to you all
« Reply #35 on: 24 Dec 2010, 20:41 »

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Re: In anticipation, Merry Christmas to you all
« Reply #36 on: 24 Dec 2010, 21:34 »

Merry Christmas.

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Re: In anticipation, Merry Christmas to you all
« Reply #37 on: 24 Dec 2010, 21:54 »

Have an OK December 25th, I guess
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« Reply #38 on: 24 Dec 2010, 22:07 »

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Re: In anticipation, Merry Christmas to you all
« Reply #39 on: 25 Dec 2010, 08:39 »

Hey you guys I just wanted to say I've had a great Christmas so far and I hope you have too! Enjoy your time with your families and friends!
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Re: In anticipation, Merry Christmas to you all
« Reply #40 on: 25 Dec 2010, 09:41 »

my christmas had an absolutely terrible start but then in my angry, sleep-deprived state i found the courage to finally call my family in toronto for the first time in four months (yeah i know, i'm really not a great person) and they were all really nice and really happy and i might have cried a little bit and my landlord surprised me this morning with a really extravagant dinner for tonight and yeah, okay, i still have a billion books to read and lots of work to do but i've also got this bottle of cheap wine my lovely friend gave me and i guess christmas isn't completely ruined after all.

merry christmas, internet friends.
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Re: In anticipation, Merry Christmas to you all
« Reply #41 on: 25 Dec 2010, 14:09 »

happy christmas errbody!

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Re: In anticipation, Merry Christmas to you all
« Reply #42 on: 25 Dec 2010, 22:40 »

Jingle Bells
Batman Smells
Robin stole the sleigh.
The Joker laughed to see such fun
And Batgirl said "I'm gay!"


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Merry Christmas everyone, and a thwappy New Year.
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Re: In anticipation, Merry Christmas to you all
« Reply #43 on: 26 Dec 2010, 06:53 »

My Christmas wasn't ruined by the guys who shouted swears and racial slurs at us from their passing car, so that was nice!

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Re: In anticipation, Merry Christmas to you all
« Reply #44 on: 26 Dec 2010, 10:25 »

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Sorry Xmas thread, I was having a bad patch, see my post in the other Xmas thread. Things got better though. Xmas is alright.
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Re: In anticipation, Merry Christmas to you all
« Reply #45 on: 26 Dec 2010, 13:32 »

Glad to hear that Dovey!
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Re: In anticipation, Merry Christmas to you all
« Reply #46 on: 26 Dec 2010, 19:13 »

My Christmas wasn't ruined by the guys who shouted swears and racial slurs at us from their passing car, so that was nice!
Don't you just hate that? I bet they all have really small penises. I'm glad your Christmas cheer defeated them.
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Re: In anticipation, Merry Christmas to you all
« Reply #47 on: 26 Dec 2010, 20:32 »

Fortunately my mom didn't hear the slurs or at least doesn't know those words so she only knows they were swearing at us.

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Re: In anticipation, Merry Christmas to you all
« Reply #48 on: 27 Dec 2010, 22:18 »

Atlanta had its first white christmas since 1882.


WOOOOO


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