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KharBevNor:
Actually guys, I wanted to have a talk about employing Jussi as foreman. It seems that instead of employing qualified thread engineers he has been employing fabulously oiled male strippers who simply dress up in skimpy sexy forum engineers outfits. I got the Forum Engineers and General Procrastinators Union on one line pissed off because Jussi's sacking their members based around his subjective opinion of how defined their bums are, and I got the International Union of Lubricated and Unlubricated Male Sex Workers on the other line. They're also pissed off because Jussi is sending their guys into some of the most dangerous parts of the source code without proper safety gear.
Or clothes at all, in fact.
Patrick:
You are such a tease.
Dliessmgg:
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Patrick:
--- Quote from: Jeans on 31 Dec 2010, 17:48 ---he has been erected
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Considering your proximity to Tommy's last post I think you may wish to rephrase, man
David_Dovey:
Um, read the entire post dogg. That's the point.
Look:
--- Quote from: Jeans on 31 Dec 2010, 17:48 ---I must say, whether or not they are wearing safety equipment seems to me entirely irrelevant! Proper protection is important, of course, but Jussi holds his position for a reason, he has been erected above his former hoi polloi peers to Foreman status on grounds of his extraordinary talent for directing sweaty, muscular, young men to do gut-wrenching, sometimes even painful work. There is no doubt in my mind he has a huge plan, the end result of which will bedazzle even the most entrenched skeptics. Bollocks to the unions! When did they ever accomplish anything but make our workers soft? We need hard young men working those source code shafts! I can personally vouch for every man Jussi has recommended thus far. Some of them may be reluctant at first, but once they get into it they work hard and fast, until they collapse, gasping for air, on the ground. Jussi needs us in his back on this one, I don't see why the working stiffs should complain, and I certainly don't see why any of us would see the need to get in bed with such uncouth men.
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Amazing
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