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guys i hate single serve coffee machines so much
tania:
i like my coffee the way i like my women, $2 and done in five minutes
tania:
i like my coffee the way i like my women, which is that i enjoy having sex with both of them (i have weird fetishes)
Something Witty:
--- Quote from: Inlander on 05 Jan 2011, 14:52 ---Wait wait wait wait, just stop for a moment.
We're doing "I like my coffee like I like my women" jokes and Switty's is the classiest and least offensive?
What??
--- End quote ---
You found the joke within the joke! Great job!
Old standby: I like my women like I like my coffee. Ground up and packed in airtight containers, preferably on a shelf in a local grocery store, definitely not a walmart or other chain giant, because coffee from giant megastores does nothing but put small local coffee shops(which are pretty universally awesome) out of business.
Edit: tania congrats on the most awkwardly phrased sentence(that isn't just broken english) I have ever had the displeasure of reading.
tania:
is my prize a single-serve coffee machine?
Something Witty:
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