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Dream jobs for the QC cast?
dps:
Faye's dream job would be enforcer for a protection racket.
Skewbrow:
--- Quote from: DSL on 23 Feb 2011, 05:35 ---Options for Jimbo's next book. How about it, Skewbrow the Pollster?
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Hmm. It depends. Did you mean a poll dedicated to Jimbo's next book or just a few items on Tai's poll? Sure we might run a poll on Jimbo's options later, but I won't give that too high a priority :-). Mostly because Jimbo has dropped out of sight.
If you want to suggest a specific poll option, you can post it hear or PM me. All suggestions are welcome! (unless coming from the bear hat guy)
--- Quote from: dps on 23 Feb 2011, 09:54 ---Faye's dream job would be enforcer for a protection racket.
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Or something else :-D. I am undecided about whether we should run a poll on Faye's career plans? She is a very central character, and certainly has many interesting options. If it weren't for the earlier poll run by Is it cold in here, I most certainly would do one in this thread. But have we learned enough more about her since then (300+ strips ago) to warrant another survey?
I guess I could also simply stop worrying about it and just do it :-).
Skewbrow:
Help out Dora! How could she make CoD even more successful? Plan B?
Stick to your shtick. "If it ain't broken, don't fix it." - 9 (15.5%) <--------------------------------------------- 1st (tie)
Make a deal with the Secret Bakery. Get your baked goods from there. - 9 (15.5%) <----------------------------- 1st (tie)
Help your fremployees help you. Espressosaurus + Faye worked out. What about the others? - 9 (15.5%) <---- 1st (tie)
Go metal! Nothing else matters! Don't play this soft stuff at CoD! - 3 (5.2%)
Improve the interior. Add tableclothes and cute decorational items. - 1 (1.7%)
Improve the atmosphere. Keep air fresheners in the cave of 20 asses. - 4 (6.9%)
Waffles and whipped cream on the secret menu. - 4 (6.9%)
Run annual pick-up line competitions for male customers. The first prize is "go fuck yourself". - 4 (6.9%)
A hostile takeover of the Secret Bakery. - 1 (1.7%)
A hostile takeover of the restaurant at the end of the universe. - 4 (6.9%)
"Dora is a computer ninja." Internet café of Doom is the full service solution. - 3 (5.2%)
Open Dora Bianchi school of business administration and the opposite of social graces. - 1 (1.7%)
Hide some hemp plants under Melvin. Sell the weed under the counter. - 3 (5.2%)
Become Veronica Vance's protegé. You're in control? - 3 (5.2%)
Guide the youth. Become a Wiccan priestess! - 0 (0%)
Total Voters: 22
3-way draws are becoming a habit. Let's try Tai.
Skewbrow:
Later today (mid to late afternoon in US time) we'll begin an attempt to predict Angus' professional future.
Skewbrow:
Here's a poll about Tai's future work, where plans, dreams and tautologies meet reality. What's gonna happen?
Reading Marigold's fanfic makes her realize that teaching creative writing IS her calling. - 5 (11.1%)
Reading Marigold's fanfic makes her realize that teaching creative writing is NOT her calling. - 4 (8.9%)
She studies gender/sexual orientation discrimination in her first novel and wins the Pulitzer price. - 5 (11.1%)
She writes a line of lesbian empowerement novels. - 1 (2.2%)
She signs a contract with Logo TV and writes screenplays for three prime time shows. - 4 (8.9%)
She makes a living writing a string of lesbian Harlequin novels. - 3 (6.7%)
She co-authors LARPer steampunk young-adult romance novels with Jimbo. - 7 (15.6%) <-------- WINNER
Her documentary "Tongue baths to kittens" on "Nature untamed" causes National Geographic to get sued. - 2 (4.4%)
She writes Ron <3 Snape slashfic together with Marigold. - 1 (2.2%)
She studies gender/sexual orientation discrimination in her first novel, is accused of ripping off Harper Lee, and decides to try teaching. - 2 (4.4%)
She ends up teaching English lit at a college/high school. - 5 (11.1%)
Her students buy her a plush walrus as a gift. - 3 (6.7%)
This poll is soooo heteronormative. - 2 (4.4%)
She ends a sentence with a preposition. - 1 (2.2%)
Total Voters: 15
Perhaps the anachronistic society should be recruiting here. But not by a statistically significant a margin.
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