Topic: QC Caption Game Vol. 3!!! (Read 8824 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 28 Mar 2011, 08:34 »

Here's this week's image. It was kinda hard to choose; last week had some good ones.

And to start us off...

Faye: This has been really great. I can't remember the last time I was so happy! You're the first man I've let myself get both sexually and emotionally close to since my father died. For the first time in a long time, I feel optimistic about the future!
Angus: Awesome! Anyway, so I think we should see other people. See ya!

Border Reiver · « **Reply #1 on:** 28 Mar 2011, 08:39 »

Faye: How do you get the speech balloon to do that?

Angus: Does it really matter? This keeps it Semi Safe for Work!

Alternate

Faye: I'm snacky after all that exercise, want to go get something to eat?

Angus: Only if we can get pancakes!

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #2 on:** 28 Mar 2011, 08:41 »

Faye: You...shaved my name into your back-hair?
Angus: Somewhere else too.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #3 on:** 28 Mar 2011, 15:03 »

Faye: Is...is that a family of elves in your back hair?
Angus: Who did you think I worked for?

IanClark · « **Reply #4 on:** 28 Mar 2011, 18:40 »

Faye: "I don't care if you tattooed wings on your back, you can't fly."

Angus: "Yes I can, just let me grab the controls on this invisible jetpack!"

Method of Madness · « **Reply #5 on:** 28 Mar 2011, 19:06 »

Faye: I don't care if you tattooed wings on your back, you can't fly.
Angus: I also drink 2 gallons of Red Bull a day!

Kugai · « **Reply #6 on:** 28 Mar 2011, 20:16 »

Angus: ". . . . so really, operating an AA Gun isn't all that hard."
Faye: "I could have told you that."

Tergon · « **Reply #7 on:** 28 Mar 2011, 20:26 »

Faye: So you got a tattoo saying "The South Shall Rise" on your back to show me how much you liked me? Seriously?
Angus: Just wait 'til you see the one on the front!

jwhouk · « **Reply #8 on:** 28 Mar 2011, 20:47 »

Faye: You mean to tell me you intentionally got a pack of puce-colored condoms?
Angus: I like puce!

DSL · « **Reply #9 on:** 28 Mar 2011, 20:58 »

Speech balloon is inspired, Border Reiver.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #10 on:** 29 Mar 2011, 03:34 »

Faye: Now, about that other thing we talked about...

Angus: I'll go get Pintsize.

Skewbrow · « **Reply #11 on:** 29 Mar 2011, 03:44 »

Quote from: jwhouk on 28 Mar 2011, 20:47

Faye: You mean to tell me you intentionally got a pack of puce-colored condoms?
Angus: I like puce!

An alternative foot-in-the-mouth reply by Angus: But it matches the color of your ... Guess what I was wearing with Renee?

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #12 on:** 29 Mar 2011, 06:00 »

Faye: "Oh wow... I really need to trim my nails. Your back is so bloody!"
Angus: "Yeah, about that. Was your mother a bear or something?"

Carl-E · « **Reply #13 on:** 29 Mar 2011, 07:02 »

Faye: Where the hell do you think you're going?

Angus: Rinse and repeat - be right back!

-OR-

Faye: Where the hell do you think you're going?

Angus: I think I just heard Marten come in - I gotta tell someone about this!

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #14 on:** 29 Mar 2011, 08:52 »

Quote from: IanClark on 28 Mar 2011, 18:40

Faye: "I don't care if you tattooed wings on your back, you can't fly."

Angus: "Yes I can, just let me grab the controls on this invisible jetpack!"

(thanks for the inspiration

)

Skewbrow · « **Reply #15 on:** 29 Mar 2011, 10:18 »

Might as well be done with comparing to the respective ex-SOs.

Faye: Nice buttocks. Almost as smooth as Sven's.
Angus: Watch them ripple when I flex ... Wait, what?

Heliphyneau · « **Reply #16 on:** 29 Mar 2011, 13:39 »

Faye: And if you thought THAT was unladylike, just wait until we do another tacos-and-whisky night!

Angus: I'm farting in anticipation!

Border Reiver · « **Reply #17 on:** 30 Mar 2011, 10:52 »

Quote from: Skewbrow on 29 Mar 2011, 10:18

Might as well be done with comparing to the respective ex-SOs.

Angus: Nice buttocks. Almost as smooth as Sven's.
Faye: Watch them ripple when I flex ... Wait, what?

Fixed it for you.

Carl-E · « **Reply #18 on:** 30 Mar 2011, 13:49 »

Damn, had to read that three times before I caught it!

Border Reiver · « **Reply #19 on:** 30 Mar 2011, 17:14 »

That's me, subtle as a half-brick in a sock.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #20 on:** 30 Mar 2011, 21:35 »

Well I suppose one wouldn't notice that unless they tried to put the sock on.

Skewbrow · « **Reply #21 on:** 30 Mar 2011, 22:14 »

Quote from: Carl-E on 30 Mar 2011, 13:49

Damn, had to read that three times before I caught it!

Ditto. Much improved. Duly appreciated.

CompSarge · « **Reply #22 on:** 31 Mar 2011, 23:35 »

Faye: You're seriously pretending you have an invisible jetpack?

Angus: Pretending nothing! There's a reason I had all those tacos for dinner!

Tergon · « **Reply #23 on:** 01 Apr 2011, 00:03 »

Oh dang oh dang the next one of these things HAS to be Dale leaning in with his lazer glasses and whispering in creeped-out-Marigold's ear.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #24 on:** 01 Apr 2011, 07:06 »

Agreed, there are so many ways that can go. However, if it does happen we need to remember to keep it on this side of "Dude, that crossed so many lines!"

Faye: So when do I get to use the invisible jetpack?

Angus: I'm leaving right now to go get yours!

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #25 on:** 01 Apr 2011, 21:03 »

Quote from: Tergon on 01 Apr 2011, 00:03

Oh dang oh dang the next one of these things HAS to be Dale leaning in with his lazer glasses and whispering in creeped-out-Marigold's ear.

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggg

(Duly noted

)

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