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Bob_Mozark:
A Malaysian woman beat off a tiger attacking her husband armed just with a wooden soup ladle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1356762/Woman-fights-tiger-ladle-Malaysian-jungle-saves-husband.html

Here is the strip on South East Asian fighting spoons and battle ladles:

http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=540

Carl-E:
I love this quote from the article;

'The tiger was probably hunting for prey and mistook Tambun (her husband, the victim) for a mammal,' she told the New Straits Times.

Technically, the tiger was right.   :wink:

Watched Pot:
Not necessarily. Don't be so placento-normative.

akronnick:
Just Imagine how the tiger recounts the tale to his buddies:

So here I was, just looking for lunch, when this wierd naked monkey thing comes along, I didn't know what the hell it was, but it looked tasty so I thought what the hell, right? So I pounce on it, and just before I could get the killing bite on the back of the neck, this other wierd naked monkey thing starts screaming and hollering and hitting me with a goddamned stick!!!

I could have taken out the both of them but I figured they weren't worth the trouble so I just said "Fuck it!" and took off. Trust me boys, if you ever see one of those wierd naked monkey things, make sure it doesn't have a stick before you pounce!

Is it cold in here?:

--- Quote from: Carl-E on 19 Feb 2011, 21:29 ---'The tiger was probably hunting for prey and mistook Tambun (her husband, the victim) for a mammal,' she told the New Straits Times.

--- End quote ---
The bad part of my wife being out of town is that there was nobody in the house to ask why I was laughing so loud and so hard.

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