Topic: WCDT 21-25 March 2011 (1886-1890) (Read 100252 times)

Akima · « **Reply #150 on:** 22 Mar 2011, 14:48 »

Quote from: Black Sword on 22 Mar 2011, 06:58

Don't suppose Jeph can warn us when he's going NSFW our butts? Would have been most awkward to explain at work.

You might consider following Jeph's twitter feed:

"Sure is a lot of bare skin in tonight's qc. I hope I don't run out of skin-colored pixels!"
"I had just enough skin colored pixels to finish today's comic!"

Or, you know, just not read comics while you're at work?

Kugai · « **Reply #151 on:** 22 Mar 2011, 15:00 »

themacnut · « **Reply #152 on:** 22 Mar 2011, 17:09 »

Excuse me while I pick my jaw up from the floor-just checked the comic today...

Border Reiver · « **Reply #153 on:** 22 Mar 2011, 17:21 »

Quote from: Akima on 22 Mar 2011, 14:48

Or, you know, just not read comics while you're at work?

That's just crazy talk.

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #154 on:** 22 Mar 2011, 18:15 »

Quote from: Border Reiver on 22 Mar 2011, 17:21

Quote from: Akima on 22 Mar 2011, 14:48
Or, you know, just not read comics while you're at work?

That's just crazy talk.

Thats half the fun of QC, hell, I had my boss laughing at the beer sledding party storyline. Anyway, if I read QC at work, its on my ipad during lunch.

azurefirem · « **Reply #155 on:** 22 Mar 2011, 18:19 »

Only commenting on the note at the bottom today:
Just sometimes, Jeph? Riiiiiiight.

jwhouk · « **Reply #156 on:** 22 Mar 2011, 18:40 »

What was the moment of the week last week?
Tai visits CoD!    - 9 (6.9%)
"I really hope it's just food poisoning."    - 11 (8.4%)
"So how's the next espressosaurus coming along?"    - 0 (0%)
BOOFSH! "Definitely needs more work"    - 10 (7.6%)
"We could market it as a feature."    - 3 (2.3%)
"I knew I brought my helmet to work today for a reason."    - 7 (5.3%)
Nice black eye Wil.    - 0 (0%)
"extremely inebriated, homophobic slur, everything went red..."    - 2 (1.5%)
"bouncer Elliot actually took him out."    - 0 (0%)
"I'm a poet! I was using creative license!"    - 6 (4.6%)
The truth behind Beowulf.    - 3 (2.3%)
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY APARTMENT?"    - 2 (1.5%)
"We were makin' out on the stairs... one flight too many?"    - 2 (1.5%)
"The DOOR was LOCKED."    - 23 (17.6%)
Never understand the appeal of kissing.    - 2 (1.5%)
The spectrometer!    - 1 (0.8%)
"YOU HAD A BONER ON MY COUCH?!"    - 50 (38.2%) Runaway winnah!

Total Voters: 131

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #157 on:** 22 Mar 2011, 18:59 »

Faye's scar. Also 506.

Tetrinity · « **Reply #158 on:** 22 Mar 2011, 19:46 »

That comic was certainly... unexpected. Glad I decided to listen to music rather than catch up on webcomics while bored in my lab session earlier... would've required a lot of explaining to my lecturer.

Also, Faye is clearly secretly into the mollusc euphemisms.

Sorflakne · « **Reply #159 on:** 22 Mar 2011, 23:17 »

Quote from: CEOIII on 22 Mar 2011, 12:42

Wait. Since when did Faye have scars above her tits?

Ever since comic #100, or whenever it was when Marten accidentally walked in on Faye when she was getting dressed.

Or ever since she somehow crashed her car in the upper branches of an oak tree if you want to get technical.

CompSarge · « **Reply #160 on:** 22 Mar 2011, 23:51 »

Operation M.A.N.A.S.S. is go.

The second I saw the dancing I knew how it had to end. Still effing hilarious, though.

akronnick · « **Reply #161 on:** 22 Mar 2011, 23:53 »

Best.

Booty.

Dance.

EVAR!!!!!

westrim · « **Reply #162 on:** 22 Mar 2011, 23:54 »

Marten: Dammit Angus, that answer is not encouraging!

lunakitten · « **Reply #163 on:** 22 Mar 2011, 23:55 »

Oh gods, Marten's face!

Just perfect, really. The dangers of having roommates. I got to see more of my friends (and more of their SO's ) than I ever planned on seeing.

Deadlywonky · « **Reply #164 on:** 22 Mar 2011, 23:58 »

Side effects of Op MANASS? Excessive flapping which could lead to an (ahem) uncontrolled release of spent munitions.

Blackjoker · « **Reply #165 on:** 22 Mar 2011, 23:59 »

Todays comic was quite amusing, that is all.

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #166 on:** 23 Mar 2011, 00:00 »

Is it normal to forget you still have the freaking condom on?! Seriously, I wanna know! Seems like a male blonde moment to me

CompSarge · « **Reply #167 on:** 23 Mar 2011, 00:09 »

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 23 Mar 2011, 00:00

Is it normal to forget you still have the freaking condom on?! Seriously, I wanna know! Seems like a male blonde moment to me

Especially if you had *ahem* reached your high. I don't think it would be very fun to have your dong marinating in your happy batter.

Mojo · « **Reply #168 on:** 23 Mar 2011, 00:09 »

I'm not sure there is any amount of ridiculosity that can overcome this awkward zone.

Mojo · « **Reply #169 on:** 23 Mar 2011, 00:10 »

Quote from: CompSarge on 23 Mar 2011, 00:09

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 23 Mar 2011, 00:00
Is it normal to forget you still have the freaking condom on?! Seriously, I wanna know! Seems like a male blonde moment to me

Especially if you had *ahem* reached your high. I don't think it would be very fun to have your dong marinating in your happy batter.

Let alone showing it off to someone else. Especially unexpectedly.

westrim · « **Reply #170 on:** 23 Mar 2011, 00:13 »

Quote from: CompSarge on 23 Mar 2011, 00:09

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 23 Mar 2011, 00:00
Is it normal to forget you still have the freaking condom on?! Seriously, I wanna know! Seems like a male blond moment to me

Especially if you had *ahem* reached your high. I don't think it would be very fun to have your dong marinating in your happy batter.

*Girl tugs her mothers skirt.* Mommy is he saying that the man ejaculated in the condom and hasn't taken it off yet, so his penis is still in there with his sperm?

I think he's getting ready for round x and has already put the next condom on, rather than keeping on the last one.

Quote from: Mojo on 23 Mar 2011, 00:10

Let alone showing it off to someone else. Especially unexpectedly.

You do know that you can edit posts and say something on more than one topic or more than one response rather than double posting, right?

Skewbrow · « **Reply #171 on:** 23 Mar 2011, 00:13 »

Quote from: Mojo on 23 Mar 2011, 00:09

I'm not sure there is any amount of ridiculosity that can overcome this awkward zone.

Awkward, yes, but somehow I think that more than enough ridiculosity has already been presented, no?

CompSarge · « **Reply #172 on:** 23 Mar 2011, 00:16 »

At least Marten's being a good sport about it...

J · « **Reply #173 on:** 23 Mar 2011, 00:17 »

Quote from: John_Knee on 22 Mar 2011, 10:43

Quote from: El_Flesh on 22 Mar 2011, 05:44
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Go Angus! I take it all back; a guy who doesn't lapse into slumber and start snoring post sex is obviously a keeper...

Well the last I heard in uni some years ago (from a bunch of chix!) was that post gasm guys get some hormone released into the bloodstream that makes them slumber...
Tho evolution only knows what Darwinian benefit that would bestow...

Depending on the mammal, the act of intercourse really zaps the energy and the body releases the hormones etc needed to put the animal into a deep sleep so that when the animal awakes, he is fully fresh. You find this post-intercourse snooze is more common with mammals that live in groups so that the other animals can provide a certain amount of protection - even if the male sleeping is the dominant one... Remember in terms of human evolution that we too, as cave dwellers, also used to live in groups and evolutionary still retain this "Darwinian benefit". Although we as a species no longer hang around in groups in the same way, following from mammal traditions we only have intercourse when we feel relatively safe and not in immediate danger...

additionally, the human penis has evolved a shape that, when in use creates a suction effect. evidence suggests that this is of use in removing 'genetic material' that may have previously been left behind by a rival male. if this is true, then it may be evolutionarily disadvantageous to have sex with the same partner consecutively in a short amount of time, as the suction effect would end up removing one's own 'genetic material' instead.

CompSarge · « **Reply #174 on:** 23 Mar 2011, 00:19 »

Quote from: J on 23 Mar 2011, 00:17

Quote from: John_Knee on 22 Mar 2011, 10:43
Quote from: El_Flesh on 22 Mar 2011, 05:44
Quote
Go Angus! I take it all back; a guy who doesn't lapse into slumber and start snoring post sex is obviously a keeper...

Well the last I heard in uni some years ago (from a bunch of chix!) was that post gasm guys get some hormone released into the bloodstream that makes them slumber...
Tho evolution only knows what Darwinian benefit that would bestow...

Depending on the mammal, the act of intercourse really zaps the energy and the body releases the hormones etc needed to put the animal into a deep sleep so that when the animal awakes, he is fully fresh. You find this post-intercourse snooze is more common with mammals that live in groups so that the other animals can provide a certain amount of protection - even if the male sleeping is the dominant one... Remember in terms of human evolution that we too, as cave dwellers, also used to live in groups and evolutionary still retain this "Darwinian benefit". Although we as a species no longer hang around in groups in the same way, following from mammal traditions we only have intercourse when we feel relatively safe and not in immediate danger...

additionally, the human penis has evolved a shape that, when in use creates a suction effect. evidence suggests that this is of use in removing 'genetic material' that may have previously been left behind by a rival male. if this is true, then it may be evolutionarily disadvantageous to have sex with the same partner consecutively in a short amount of time, as the suction effect would end up removing one's own 'genetic material' instead.

In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the Head of a Penis was bigger than the rest of it.

After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

After the US published the study, France decided to do their own.

After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.

Poland, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #175 on:** 23 Mar 2011, 00:22 »

Quote from: Mojo on 23 Mar 2011, 00:09

I'm not sure there is any amount of ridiculosity that can overcome this awkward zone.

Ponyplay, figging, and birchings.

themacnut · « **Reply #176 on:** 23 Mar 2011, 00:30 »

Yeah, Marten's gonna need another bottle of hard liquor to scrub the image of nekkid dancing Angus (complete with hot pink condom) from his mind.

Heck after writing that I think I may need a bottle...

Kazukagii · « **Reply #177 on:** 23 Mar 2011, 00:37 »

I enjoyed today's strip, Jeph. I also like Angus's taste in condom color, and respect his insistence on it being referred to as it's proper hue. Good show.

Sharp · « **Reply #178 on:** 23 Mar 2011, 00:38 »

Quote from: Sharp on 21 Mar 2011, 23:48

CUE THE BOOTY DANCE. THE GODS OF PORKING DEMAND IT.

I'm sorry, I can't hear anything over how loud I CALLED THIS.

(I don't get to celebrate often)

Sorflakne · « **Reply #179 on:** 23 Mar 2011, 00:59 »

Ach...guy butt.

Psyduck purge my mind of the image.

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #180 on:** 23 Mar 2011, 01:08 »

Quote from: westrim on 23 Mar 2011, 00:13

I think he's getting ready for round x and has already put the next condom on, rather than keeping on the last one.

Angus: Hold on a sec, sweetie, before we do this I just wanna do a "getting laid" dance naked around your living room for a little bit.
Faye: OK, don't be long!

Seriously, I figured Faye dozed off. If she were aware, I'm sure she would have stopped Angus from striding into the main room nude. C'mon, who does that?! I'm starting to wonder if Angus hit his head recently.

Y · « **Reply #181 on:** 23 Mar 2011, 01:12 »

I'm not sure if the condom makes it worse or not, as it provides some covering. It would be weirder if the condom was a puppet or had eyes on it. But after that nothing more than like being in a locker room.

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 23 Mar 2011, 01:08

I'm sure she would have stopped Angus from striding into the main room nude. C'mon, who does that?! I'm starting to wonder if Angus hit his head recently.

I'm sure he didn't expect anyone to be there. Besides who hasn't walked around naked in a home when nobody was there?

Skewbrow · « **Reply #182 on:** 23 Mar 2011, 01:19 »

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 23 Mar 2011, 01:08

Seriously, I figured Faye dozed off. If she were aware, I'm sure she would have stopped Angus from striding into the main room nude.

You're probably right about Faye dozing off. My take is that Angus was on his way to bathroom to dispose of used prophylactics and wash off the residual ammunition before he would go back and cuddle Faye some more. But then he just couldn't keep the lid on...

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 23 Mar 2011, 01:08

C'mon, who does that?! I'm starting to wonder if Angus hit his head recently.

I guess being under the influence of Faye 's boobs has such an effect on him.

Odal · « **Reply #183 on:** 23 Mar 2011, 01:26 »

Quote from: Sorflakne on 23 Mar 2011, 00:59

Ach...guy butt.

Psyduck purge my mind of the image.

I dunno. I think the mental image of a Angus dancing around with a hot pink condom on is worse.

Antario · « **Reply #184 on:** 23 Mar 2011, 01:38 »

indeed....give poor marten a

and i think there is enough ridiculosity mixed in with todays comics to not cause the awkward zone, it just creates one between marten and faye

John_Knee · « **Reply #185 on:** 23 Mar 2011, 02:53 »

Quote from: Y on 23 Mar 2011, 01:12

I'm sure he didn't expect anyone to be there. Besides who hasn't walked around naked in a home when nobody was there?

He wasn't expecting Martin to be there - note what appears to be keys in Martin's hands...

Border Reiver · « **Reply #186 on:** 23 Mar 2011, 04:47 »

Quote from: themacnut on 23 Mar 2011, 00:30

Yeah, Marten's gonna need another bottle of hard liquor to scrub the image of nekkid dancing Angus (complete with hot pink condom) from his mind.

Heck after writing that I think I may need a bottle...

MAY need another bottle of hard liquor - and a straw...

akronnick · « **Reply #187 on:** 23 Mar 2011, 04:59 »

I just had a thought...

If Faye and/or Angus can phase matter with the intensity of their passion,
is a condom really the best choice for birth control?

Border Reiver · « **Reply #188 on:** 23 Mar 2011, 05:04 »

I have not had nearly enough coffee to contemplate such things!

Carl-E · « **Reply #189 on:** 23 Mar 2011, 05:07 »

Birthday suit gag!

Perfect, 'cause it's my birthday!

Tergon · « **Reply #190 on:** 23 Mar 2011, 05:23 »

Happy Birthday, Carl-E. Have some celebratory Manass.

Perfect though this comic was - I was wondering if we'd see a booty dance here - it does raise one question. Since we now have it confimred that Angus is not dripping with manly hair all over his chest, back and shoulders, does this mean that he's shaved in order to quell Faye's disgust?

akronnick · « **Reply #191 on:** 23 Mar 2011, 05:27 »

Knowing Angus, he probably went with a more permanent solution.

Deadlywonky · « **Reply #192 on:** 23 Mar 2011, 05:28 »

or Faye issued him with:

Congratulations: you are entitled to one free

Back, Sack and Crack wax.

faliure to utilise this coupon will void any chance of intercouse and may invalidate your relationship.

[edit]: spelling like a frigging moron[/edit]

Coffee_Kaioken · « **Reply #193 on:** 23 Mar 2011, 05:45 »

I realize it's one day too late, but did anyone get the Scott Pilgrim reference in the last comic? "And I reserve the right to change my mind about the sex later."

blub · « **Reply #194 on:** 23 Mar 2011, 05:47 »

Quote from: Tergon on 23 Mar 2011, 05:23

Since we now have it confimred that Angus is not dripping with manly hair all over his chest, back and shoulders, does this mean that he's shaved in order to quell Faye's disgust?

I only recall the mention of back hair (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1854) - and that's still there, and there's not that much less of it than before. Only the chest hair seems to have vanished. Not that there was much there in the first place.

dragontart · « **Reply #195 on:** 23 Mar 2011, 06:16 »

I love Angus' face so much. Especially in panel 3 and 4. And Marten in the last panel, now I want to collect all strips where he looks like that. I think I've seen him like that before on some occasions.
Much thanks for today's comic, could need that kind of cheering up.

pwhodges · « **Reply #196 on:** 23 Mar 2011, 06:38 »

Quote from: Coffee_Kaioken on 23 Mar 2011, 05:45

I realize it's one day too late, but did anyone get the Scott Pilgrim reference in the last comic? "And I reserve the right to change my mind about the sex later."

inglenook · « **Reply #197 on:** 23 Mar 2011, 06:38 »

My first post here - be gentle

I was of the opinion that Angus was on his way to the bathroom to dispose of said condom in the bin, wash his hands (etc) before heading back for round two / heading off for bear wrestling.

In panel 1, he did check around to see if anyone was about. Love the timing. Love Marten's expression.

Like Angus an awful lot more as this arc continues.

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #198 on:** 23 Mar 2011, 06:51 »

Ah yes, that awkward moment when you stop out of your girlfriend's bedroom, wearing nothing but a hot pink happy batter marinator and do a booty dance and notice your grilfriend's roommate/recently made single/best friend has a horrified expression on their face. Yeah, we've all been there

.

The only thing that could make this worse is if it was Pintsize who found Angus. And cue Marigold screaming as soon as she finds out.

Black Sword · « **Reply #199 on:** 23 Mar 2011, 06:57 »

I correctly anticipated Jeph would do this and was prepared for the NSFW at work and Marten's mental scarring. I SEE ALL OF THE POTENTIAL FUTURES BEFORE US. I AM THE KWISATZ HADERACH!

On a related note, why in the world would you do a booty dance naked in someone else's apartment when their roommate might return at any moment? Illogical.

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