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WCDT 4-8 April 2011 (1896-1900)
Deadlywonky:
so after vigorous sweeping will turn into a useless mop?
Carl-E:
Only after secreting a large amount of "cleaning fluid", bearing a fairly bleach-like odor.
Tergon:
No, no. If the bristles go floppy it might actually work as a mop, albeit a horrifying one. That would mean it's not entirely useless. However, flaccid or not, I think you'll agree that it would be a pretty terrible broom, and thus deserves its moniker of The Useless Broom Made Entirely Out Of Dicks. If it goes soft, if anything, it's more useless. Which is even better!
Also, the Order of the Dickbroom does not in any way support or approve of individuals whose discharge smells even faintly of bleach. If you are such a person you are strongly recommended to seek medical help as soon as possible.
TheEvilDog:
--- Quote from: raoullefere on 08 Apr 2011, 20:57 ---I was thinking that had Marten not "bought the chassis," then there would be no flying Roomba, and no potentially traumatizing fleshlight presentation, among others. Obviously, we're getting close. So: Buying the chassis: an attempt to solve one problem that creates more, usually bigger, problems for yourself and perhaps others.
I like it.
--- End quote ---
I'm helping! :laugh:
Buying the chassis might also result in unexpected aid in a moment of need. (Pintsize and the other AnPCs helping to destroy VespaVenger's battlebot). But these moments are few and far between the hijinks and shenanigans that usually occur after the chassis has been bought.
raoullefere:
When those hippies thought they'd finally found a place to crash on Charlie's farm, they didn't realize they were buying the chassis.
Yes. Still works. But will it catch on better than my last attempt to modify English? "Gillooly" never became the verb I'd hoped it would.
"When all else failed, we elected simply to gilooly Mickey's cockroach the night before the race."
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