Topic: QC Captions Vol. 7!! (Read 6821 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 25 Apr 2011, 08:38 »

Hello.

Enjoy.

(also bonus image on wednesday! (because I feel like it))

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #1 on:** 25 Apr 2011, 09:11 »

Martin: I'm sorry but your card wasn't just declined it was the very rare "Extreme Declined."

Faye: This is why I only carry cash.

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #2 on:** 25 Apr 2011, 09:18 »

Marten: "We're sorry, but you know too many of Coffee of Doom's secrets to be allowed to live. We're going to have to get rid of you."
Faye: "I'll go call Mahogany, get him to send the Midnight Meat Train."

The Seldom Killer · « **Reply #3 on:** 25 Apr 2011, 09:31 »

Marten: Someone is going to make a dull Geico joke out of this caption competition.

Faye: My disembowelling list just keeps growing.

Thiefree · « **Reply #4 on:** 25 Apr 2011, 11:18 »

Quote from: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 25 Apr 2011, 09:11

Martin: I'm sorry but your card wasn't just declined it was the very rare "Extreme Declined."

Faye: This is why I only carry cash.

Haha! I'm not sure I can better this one.

Kugai · « **Reply #5 on:** 25 Apr 2011, 13:37 »

Marten: "We know you're working for the Bishop. Tell us where the Albino is and we'll let you leave here alive."

Faye: "But we will be taking your other hand."

SirDudley · « **Reply #6 on:** 25 Apr 2011, 13:59 »

Marten: You do realize you have about 60 seconds left to live, right?
Faye: Stop raising his hopes. This will be over in 10.

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #7 on:** 25 Apr 2011, 14:13 »

Marten: "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else - ..."
Faye: "You aren't Jame Gumb, this isn't Silence of the Lambs and if you make another reference like that, I will kill you both and I will eat both your livers with some fava beans and a nice chianti."

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #8 on:** 25 Apr 2011, 15:00 »

Marten: Silence of the what? I was just using this opportunity to live out one of my fantasies.
Faye: ...

Odal · « **Reply #9 on:** 25 Apr 2011, 15:09 »

I did some editing with this one.

I love going way out of context with these

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #10 on:** 25 Apr 2011, 15:40 »

^^^THIS.

This is pretty amazing. Also, jesus christ that is some rape face you gave Marty just by turning his frown upside down.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #11 on:** 25 Apr 2011, 18:29 »

Not sure if I can top the MS Paint masterpiece, but:

Marten: "Faye, why aren't you in costume yet?"

Faye: "Hanners will be back with my chainmail bikini in 5 minutes."

Spiff · « **Reply #12 on:** 26 Apr 2011, 02:02 »

Marten: "Be careful. You know what happened the last time you showed me your "sword-throwing" trick."

Faye: "Yes, but this guy won't move."

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #13 on:** 26 Apr 2011, 07:45 »

Marten: "Faye, tell Mr. Creeper here what we do to guys who butcher songs by Stealers Wheel."
Faye: "We re-enact the scene from Reservoir Dogs with Marvin and Mr. Blonde."

The Seldom Killer · « **Reply #14 on:** 26 Apr 2011, 11:08 »

Marten: Pens, in the shirt pocket? Did you really think it wouldn't come to this.

Faye: If you weren't already in the chair I'd have you up against the wall sonny jim.

The Seldom Killer · « **Reply #15 on:** 26 Apr 2011, 11:09 »

Marten: We're going to give you a fox in a box Rude Boy. So you know what you're going to do with it?

Faye: You're going to fuck it then eat it.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #16 on:** 26 Apr 2011, 11:31 »

Marten: "Ever seen the movie "The Serpent and the Rainbow", Clinton?"

Faye: "Jeez Marty, I'm not gonna do that! It's not like he tried to grab a boob or something like that!"

DSL · « **Reply #17 on:** 26 Apr 2011, 12:00 »

Marten: "What do you mean, you would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for us meddling ... kids?"
Faye: "Jinkies."

DJRubberducky · « **Reply #18 on:** 26 Apr 2011, 12:13 »

Marten: "Normally, your ass would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you."

Faye: "I, on the other hand..."

Carl-E · « **Reply #19 on:** 26 Apr 2011, 18:58 »

Marten: "Ever heard of hilting, Clinton?"

Faye: "Wait, what? I'm not doing that!"

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #20 on:** 26 Apr 2011, 19:17 »

You made me go on an Oglaf binge. I thank you

Carl-E · « **Reply #21 on:** 26 Apr 2011, 19:59 »

Glad to be of ~~cervix~~ service!

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #22 on:** 27 Apr 2011, 18:26 »

WEDNESDAY BONUS ROUND!!!!

This is actually a request someone (sorry I forget who) made last week, but since it's a guest strip I didn't want to make it this week's main picture.

But it's too funny to pass up completely so have at it!

Feel free to keep posting captions for the previous image. Just make sure it's clear which one you're captioning!

Emperor Norton · « **Reply #23 on:** 27 Apr 2011, 19:12 »

On the Willis comic:

Jeph: And thats when I discovered I had really been a rambunctious southern lady with fantastic boobs living in South Hampton the entire time.

Doctor: How did you get in here? I'm an orthodontist...

(And that was me that suggested this one. Thanks

)

akronnick · « **Reply #24 on:** 27 Apr 2011, 19:42 »

Jeph: Doc is it bad news?

ER Doc: I'm sorry Mr. Jacques, I'm afraid you have very large hole in both your earlobes...

DSL · « **Reply #25 on:** 27 Apr 2011, 22:52 »

Jeph: "Sometimes I feel as though I'm losing control of my own story ... Say, are you sure you're a doctor?"
"Doctor": "MOAR HANNERZ PLZ"

Tergon · « **Reply #26 on:** 28 Apr 2011, 00:55 »

Jeph: So how much is the procedure going to cost, Doc?
Doctor: That depends. Are you ensured with Geico?

Border Reiver · « **Reply #27 on:** 28 Apr 2011, 03:30 »

Jeph: "Give it to me straight Dr. Willis."

Doctor: "Alright, but I'll need to take my pants off first."

SirDudley · « **Reply #28 on:** 28 Apr 2011, 10:54 »

Jeph: What do I have to do to get out of here faster? I kinda have a webcomic to draw.
Doctor: Well...you could write me into the webcomic as a one-off character. For starters.

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #29 on:** 28 Apr 2011, 13:28 »

Jeph: Do you guys seriously do enough swollen-testicle business to warrant that pic on the wall? Or is that a picture of lungs?
Doc: Actually, this room is usually used by Psychiatry. That's a Rorschach test.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #30 on:** 28 Apr 2011, 13:44 »

Well played!

Welcome to the forum.

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #31 on:** 28 Apr 2011, 14:02 »

Look, I don't care how highly qualified you are, I ain't being doctored by a flying sentient clipboard!

OK Mr Jaques, would it help if I put on this doctor suit? It's got digits and everything, see?

(look at where the tail of the second speech bubble is pointing)

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #32 on:** 28 Apr 2011, 14:11 »

DAMMIT lol I as REALLY hoping no one would notice; this panel originally had the Doctor with two speech bubbles and I photoshopped one out. Unfortunetly I didn't feel like I could draw decent-looking fingers so yeah I just left it. Lol damn your powers of observation!

(Also, good to see you here, Funky

)

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #33 on:** 28 Apr 2011, 14:12 »

Jeph: "Give it to me straight doc."
Doctor: "Well, the bad news is, the stress caused by the people on your forum has rendered you into a permanent Neanderthal stance. The good news is, if you want, we can pencil you in for a sex change next week."

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #34 on:** 28 Apr 2011, 14:26 »

Quote from: TheEvilDog on 28 Apr 2011, 14:12

Jeph: "Give it to me straight doc."
Doctor: "Well, the bad news is, the stress caused by the people on your forum has rendered you into a permanent Neanderthal stance. The good news is, if you want, we can pencil you in for a sex change next week."

What?! You want to turn me into a woman?

Only if you want to Mr Jaques. After all, medical technology continues to advance and we have several new options for you to choose from now. Why, you could be a fimden! How does "Fs. Jaques" sound to you?

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #35 on:** 28 Apr 2011, 14:38 »

Great... now I'm picturing the doctor hologram from ST:Voyager materializing as a clipboard..."Please state the nature of the medical emer-Oh, it's you, Mr. Jacques"

oh, and thanks for the welcome, IICIH, idug, all!

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #36 on:** 28 Apr 2011, 16:51 »

Whatever you do, don't picture him materialising as a giant paperclip... "I think you're trying to perform open-heart surgery in a Class-L environment. Would you like some help with that?"

Kugai · « **Reply #37 on:** 28 Apr 2011, 21:33 »

I prefer the Cat

techkid · « **Reply #38 on:** 30 Apr 2011, 03:26 »

Jeph: "OK doc. Give me the results."
Doctor: "Actually, this is a medical clothing and supplies store. I was just doing stocktake when you finished getting changed. Also, those robes cost $15."

techkid · « **Reply #39 on:** 30 Apr 2011, 03:38 »

Also, for the first one:
Marten: "Yes, the saying goes 'the pen is mightier than the sword', but it's just a SAYING!"
Faye: "I just wanted to see if it was true, is all".

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