Comic Discussion > QUESTIONABLE CONTENT
WCDT 18-22 Apr 2011 (1906-1910)
sterlingdragon:
Prediction:
Removed by moderator - what part of "no shipping" do you not get?
SirDudley:
--- Quote from: TheEvilDog on 20 Apr 2011, 08:55 ---Hands up if you think Clinton is going to leave Coffee of Doom with less appendages than he entered with? :evil:
--- End quote ---
*Raises hand*
Also, said lost appendage(s) will be mounted on the wall in CoD. No exceptions!
That aside, alas poor Clinton, we hardly knew ye. You were just a simple fanboy that did not understand the subtle hints from one of the more polite friends of Hanners. And now he has to get...."introduced" to another good friend of Hanners. The one that's way more sassy and aggressive and Southern. And the one that is more likely to rend him asunder.
The Duke:
--- Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 20 Apr 2011, 00:24 ---Remember the description of the Malaysian Battle Spatula as "You could lop off a hand with that thing!".
--- End quote ---
Wow. That seriously blew my mind.
--- Quote from: Black Sword on 20 Apr 2011, 06:23 ---Did anyone else hear Faye say "You want I should break his limbs and face?" in a distinctly mafia accent? Or was that just me?
--- End quote ---
That is definitely what I do whenever someone asks me a favour and I need to clarify something. "So, what? You want I should put the cups in the dishwasher?"
--- Quote from: Kazukagii on 20 Apr 2011, 01:28 ---I just had this image of Dora walking into CoD just as Marten punches a customer in the face.
--- End quote ---
That made me laugh really hard.
mike837go:
--- Quote from: TheEvilDog on 20 Apr 2011, 08:55 ---Hands up if you think Clinton is going to leave Coffee of Doom with less appendages than he entered with? :evil:
--- End quote ---
**hands raised**
I vote aye!
Any pieces left on the floor are to be stuffed and mounted!
Anias:
So, here's how it all goes down:
Marten lops off Clinton's hand with the Malaysian Battle Spatula. Faye beats Clinton to a pulp and lops off his head with the broadsword. The CoD crew mount his skull on their shelves - after all, that's where they put the skulls of their enemies. Hanners feels bad and/or gets grossed out by the blood. She finds a way to download his mind into the robot body her dad sent her, fulfilling Clinton's lifelong dreams...until he finds out that certain parts are still in beta.
Navigation
[0] Message Index
[#] Next page
[*] Previous page
Go to full version