Comic Discussion > QUESTIONABLE CONTENT
WCDT 2-6 May 2011 (1916-1920)
akronnick:
Or Portland, whichever...
CEOIII:
Portland can't be that cool. All those woods, raining 80% of the time.....
Method of Madness:
The one thing I know about Oregon is people from Oregon don't know how to pronounce Oregon.
Dr. ROFLPWN:
No, no they do not and nor can they be educated to.
Sadly, Portland is not grinding up the hipsters for chum; instead it is letting them roam free, like grazing goddamn cattle, becoming fat on Voodoo Donuts (fucking shut up forever about that place, Portlanders, no one cares) and babbling like a runnng stream about their fucking band/clown college plans/independent film, whilst they abuse the state's lack of sales tax and go get stoned at OMSI. The place has become some sort of dark hipster Mecca, which means that up here in Seattle we get to be Medina and host the further pilgrimage of these assholes. Yes, we know Pike Place Market was not as cool as you expected; yes, we know Belltown is "so expensive" (but that doesn't stop you going out to get crunk every night, now does it); no, we don't want to hear what you think of Starbucks . We have enough of our own unbearable white people. Go away. Go away forever or the natives are going to cull you, and don't think we don't know who you are!
CEOIII:
DAMN. Don't sugarcoat it, tell us how you really feel.
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