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QC Captions Vol. 9!
« on: 09 May 2011, 10:46 »
I know Faye and Tai were in last week's but I thought this was a good panel.



Enjoy!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 9!
« Reply #1 on: 09 May 2011, 11:30 »
Faye: "Tai...Is this car yours?"
Tai: "No, I just saw the keys in the ignition and thought "Why not.""
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 9!
« Reply #2 on: 09 May 2011, 11:34 »
Faye: "What's that humming noise?"

Tai: "Oh, I think you're sitting on my vibrator remote."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 9!
« Reply #3 on: 09 May 2011, 11:50 »
Faye:  "So, wanna watch Thelma and Louise?"

Tai:  ". . . . "
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 9!
« Reply #4 on: 09 May 2011, 13:09 »
Faye: "Do you still take your clothes off when you're totally drunk?"

Tai: "...no comment."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 9!
« Reply #5 on: 09 May 2011, 13:35 »
Faye:  What were you doing in Amherst actually? I trust you weren't stalking Dora. I was just a tiny bit surprised to see you there.

Tai: To tell you the truth I was actually looking for my LSD connection. She used to live in the very same apartment Dora just moved in. She's also into occult. You should have been at that sorceress party we had a month ago. We were so high...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 9!
« Reply #6 on: 09 May 2011, 18:02 »
Faye: "Have you thought about how much you can save by switching to Geico?"

Tai: "I can't, I have a phobia. 


Of lizards."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 9!
« Reply #7 on: 09 May 2011, 18:20 »
TAI: "It's 943 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, scratched CDs in the door pocket, it's gonna be dark, and we're wearing glasses."
FAYE: "Hit it."
« Last Edit: 09 May 2011, 18:22 by DSL »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 9!
« Reply #8 on: 09 May 2011, 18:31 »
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruberrrrrrr bisssssscuit?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 9!
« Reply #9 on: 09 May 2011, 18:36 »
Faye: "What is a tiny girl like you driving a huge SUV like this?"
Tai: "Overcompensation."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 9!
« Reply #10 on: 09 May 2011, 21:11 »
Faye:  Do you ever look at the road?
Tai:    What?
CRASH


Also:  Good one, Skew!
« Last Edit: 10 May 2011, 13:28 by tomart »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 9!
« Reply #11 on: 09 May 2011, 23:51 »
Faye:  "How about a little Bohemian Rhapsody to lighten the mood?"

Tai:  "Oh behave!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 9!
« Reply #12 on: 10 May 2011, 05:20 »
Faye: "You do still have a licence to drive a car, don't you?"

Tai: "Not since after that party last month..."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 9!
« Reply #13 on: 10 May 2011, 07:42 »
Faye:  "Look, I'm grateful for the ride back to town and all, but this is making me uncomfortable."

Tail:  "Told you to make a choice "Gas, Grass or Ass - no body rides for free."

Gotta admit, I was a little cheezed when I saw this thread last night.  I was going to post a couple of frames for this week's caption (and one was a little later in this same strip), but you beat me to it.  Must go faster for next week.
« Last Edit: 10 May 2011, 07:45 by Border Reiver »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 9!
« Reply #14 on: 10 May 2011, 09:28 »
Typo of the gods, Border  :laugh:
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 9!
« Reply #15 on: 10 May 2011, 16:46 »
Quote from: Border Reiver on 10 May 2011, 07:42
Faye:  "Look, I'm grateful for the ride back to town and all, but this is making me uncomfortable."

Tail:  "Told you to make a choice "Gas, Grass or Ass - no body rides for free."

Excellent.  The typo and the intended joke.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 9!
« Reply #16 on: 11 May 2011, 07:42 »
Faye:  "So... are you going to just sit there making brrrm-brrrm noises, or are you going to start the engine?
Tai:  "The what?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 9!
« Reply #17 on: 11 May 2011, 07:54 »
Faye: "Errr, you just went past my place, Tai."
Tai: "I forgot to tell you, the brakes don't work."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 9!
« Reply #18 on: 12 May 2011, 08:30 »
Quote from: DSL on 09 May 2011, 18:20
TAI: "It's 943 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, scratched CDs in the door pocket, it's gonna be dark, and we're wearing glasses."
FAYE: "Hit it."

Quote from: Carl-E on 09 May 2011, 18:31
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruberrrrrrr bisssssscuit?

Where are the Illinois Nazis, rednecks and associated law enforcement types when we need them?  Or at least Carrie Fisher with the M-16?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 9!
« Reply #19 on: 12 May 2011, 09:32 »
Faye: Don't you understand that the current economic situation can only be hedged by fiscal responsibility?

Tai: Such economic policy hurts the poor and ends up costing the average american citizen more than would've been spent in taxes in the first place.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 9!
« Reply #20 on: 12 May 2011, 09:36 »
(Car crashes through Secret Bakery)
Faye: "Pastries and bread ..."
Tai: "They've got everything here ..."

QCNorthampton police were going to be in on the chase, but O'Malley hotboxed the cruiser again. Look for Turing and the VespaVenger to join in. Penelope will take the part of Carrie Fisher.

QC doesn't seem to have any Nazis in it. We might have to see if the warrior monks can fill in.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 9!
« Reply #21 on: 12 May 2011, 14:03 »
Faye: "So let me guess: you bribed the DMV with a girl-on-girl show in order to get a driver license."

Tai: "I guess I'm pretty obvious, huh."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 9!
« Reply #22 on: 13 May 2011, 21:48 »
Tai: "Wait, was that Sven we just saw walking along with his shirt off?"
Faye: "Yeah, I nicked a hole in his gas tank so he would run out and have to hitch back in this heat. Nice view, eh?"
Tai: "..."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 9!
« Reply #23 on: 14 May 2011, 01:07 »
Faye:  If you stopshort and grab my chest you will pull back a nub.
Tai:  I am just looking out for your safety.
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