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Tanya vs. Tania
SirJuggles:
What are you talking about? Snakes are just one giant, slithering penis.
Zingoleb:
But which end do you put in? Ergo, they are two penises penii piddle pencils.
Inlander:
Maybe one of them's a piddle pencil and the other's a spunk spout?
A jizz jet?
etc.
axerton:
Its pretty hard to mispronounce Philip, but I am constantly having to inform people that it is Philip not Phillip, which I can understand - easy mistake to make (although my parents spent most of my childhood assuring me that mine was the "correct" spelling for the first name and Phillip is the spelling of the surname) I do however get mildly annoyed by people writing Phill, as even Phillip shortens just to Phil.
The real confusion doesn't start till I have to tell people that despite the single L in my first name, my surname contains two Ls and two Ts - apparently this fact is very hard to grasp for some people.
Another thing about my name is that, with the exception of one Mr Seymour Hoffman there are very few famous Phils, apparently this is because we are all backstage to the point that I had a friend who could go into a theater and just ask "So wheres Phil" and somewhere, some guy would stick his head up from doing something technical and wave.
Lupercal:
Well, I think its more of an American term, but when someone says Johnson, do you think "wang"?
Sad truth of today is that if you're called Richard, or know a Richard, or see Richard, people say "we should say Dick, lolololol". I mean if Friends can go like 10 years without the joke, and even over 3 Austin Powers movies its not mentioned, how is it possible people find it funny? Its weird.
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