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Malaprop:

Disclaimer:  To be clear, this isn't a cheap advertising ploy or banner, popup, plug or spam.  It can't be, because the place I'm asking about does not exist.  It strikes me, though, that this forum may represent a particular market, and that I may use it for shameless market research.  That said, here's the pitch:

Pitch:  Is anyone else sick of cafes serving twelve-dollar paninis which are less filling than their coffee?  I pay five dollars just for a mug and a muffin...which I can't always afford the pleasure of.  Hence, broke college students nursing single cups of coffee for eight hours of free internet.  Not to mention the lines--half an hour is a bit long to wait for a chai.  What were they doing back there?  Did they have to kill the chai?  I half imagine a sequence with a barista in an african safari-hat, hunting wild chai across the plains, returning from the back room with scars and sunburn.  All this we put up with, often for spotty music selections and half-decent coffee which we could have made better at home.  Ah, and the free internet. (How do you suppose I'm writing this, after all?)

So here's my thought, though it has been subject to some debate.  I want to acquire a cafe, perhaps in or near a large east-coast city--one of those cities that still has open markets.  Have you ever been to those things?  You can fill up on bread and cheese and fruit for a few dollars.  Seriously, what's wrong with absurdly simple foods?  My cafe menu:  Plate--large, medium, small.  Coffee--large, medium, small.  Plates would have some bread, some cheese, some fruit--probably whatever looked fresh at market that week.  Let people go elsewhere for wider options or the experience of being waited on.  This place would be amazingly cheap and amazingly quick (no prep time), without being a McFeckingDonalds.

So my question is this--would you go there?  Why/why not?

Carl-E:
Wait - you're a college student. 

The college has free internet, no? 

Why are you even going  to that coffee shop if it's so awful?  Brew yourself a chai, they sell some really good mixes now. 

As for the open market cafe, I'm pretty sure most of them already have one, run by the market itself.  I know the one in Philly does.  It's a neat idea, but I don't think you're the first to have it! 

StaedlerMars:
yeah dude, my uni has an area called the chaplaincy where there's a kitchen and free tea and coffee. it's open to anyone for use. it's linked to religion somehow but no one cares, so it's just a space that's there and people hang out in. your uni probably does as well.

as a non college student though, maybe someone who freelances and doesn't have an office, that sounds pretty awesome. having said that, what you're not taking into consideration is the rent you are paying for the shop, the staff, etc.

benji:
It would be extremely difficult and quite expensive to keep fresh fruit in stock in amounts and varieties beyond what is already available at most cafes. Note how few restaurants do fruit and cheese platters, and that it tends to be the more upscale ones that do.

Carl-E:
That's the point, though - you don't need to keep it in stock, you serve what's available in the market.  In fact, what you're selling is food prep and maybe some atmoshere...

It's also great advertising fo the selers, listing which stalls the items came from on the menu. 

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