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WCDT: 23-27 May 2011 (1931-1935)
TheEvilDog:
"Sugar?"
"Just dip your finger into it, it'll sweeten it up enough."
Yeah, thats it, ask someone to put their finger into a scalding liquid in an extremely unhygenic attempt to chat someone up.
ysth:
--- Quote from: BlueMark on 27 May 2011, 15:34 ---
--- Quote from: Boomslang on 27 May 2011, 14:49 ---I can't really imagine Marten as any character except Spock, and even that's not perfect.
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Checkov
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No, no, no. Lt. Riley.
O8h7w:
--- Quote from: tender on 28 May 2011, 16:03 ---
--- Quote from: FunkyTuba on 28 May 2011, 12:49 ---For me this isn't intended to be criticism so much as an analysis of how the continuity's going and an attempt to see where/if things are different to what happens IRL. I'm also looking for a way to interpret what's going on in the comic with a bias toward it being consistent as written (i.e. cut Jeph some slack)
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Indeed indeed, but you could be worrying about so many other things, not just Dora serving coffee without degassing!
The horror, the horror. A business killer, I know. It causes the machines to explode and rebel against their coffee masters. Yes, in that order.
Of prime concern: Look closer at that statement of Dora's: "Here's what I had roasted for us today." *GASP* There isn't a lot of coffee in that tupperware! What are the CoD's hours? Are they expected to last on that amount of coffee all day, even on a busy day? Good heavens. You should worry about how much business the Coffee of Doom is getting! Secondly, think about the CoD's menu. They have all these fancy specials that obviously cater to the customer's taste (like cat-hair lattes), but is that it? How can everything fit in that one container? Do they only serve espresso? Do they not cater to customers who want decaf? Do they have different coffees available to brew? Don't even start to think about any leftover beans the coffee shop might have under the counter from the previous day; otherwise your brain will melt down your esophagus and rush out your genitals. I mean, really! Will she run the beans right from the roaster (OMG WHERE DOES SHE ROAST THE COFFEE???) and pour it all in another tupperware right away? Will she pour it straight into the grinder and cackle like a mad scientist in front of her customers? Or will she wait for that excess stock to disappear before using it?
Or maybe, just maybe...
--- Quote from: FunkyTuba on 28 May 2011, 12:49 ---I'm falling into the over-analysis trap and I just need to go make another french press.
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Or, you know, we don't actually see how big that container is. It could be standing on the floor as well as on the counter, I guess...
Kugai:
--- Quote from: ysth on 29 May 2011, 12:40 ---
--- Quote from: BlueMark on 27 May 2011, 15:34 ---
--- Quote from: Boomslang on 27 May 2011, 14:49 ---I can't really imagine Marten as any character except Spock, and even that's not perfect.
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Checkov
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No, no, no. Lt. Riley.
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Or Reg Barclay
jwhouk:
What was.... THE... MOMENT... OF... THE WEEK?
Why didn't you just come back? You LEFT ME HERE! - 2 (6.3%)
I don't know him! He oculd be a KNIFE KILLER! - 4 (12.5%)
I go fishing sometimes! It's more humane! - 0 (0%)
Penelope Gaines meets PIZZA GIRL! - 13 (40.6%) (As if I had to ask, right?)
Nice try, but yer not gonna throw me off your trail that easy. - 0 (0%)
"We're throwing a big end-of-the-semester party. Wanna come?" - 0 (0%)
I was gonna invite Dora too... - 1 (3.1%)
If she's cool, I'm cool. - 1 (3.1%)
Is this some kind of convoluted scheme to get us back together? - 0 (0%)
Um, actually... kind of the exact opposite. - 2 (6.3%)
Some kind of scheme to murder each other? - 0 (0%)
Muffin delivery! - 0 (0%)
Our, uh, our coffee beans. OH$#!+ - 0 (0%)
You must think I'm completely unprofessional. - 0 (0%)
Here's what I had roasted for us. Take it. - 0 (0%)
I can just roast more for us today. - 0 (0%)
Oh, in that case I'll just come back... - 0 (0%)
DAMMIT JIM, I'M TRYING TO BE THE MORE ACCOMMODATING PARTY HERE! - 9 (28.1%)
Total Voters: 32
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