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QC Captions Vol. 31!
« on: 09 Oct 2011, 10:34 »
Glad we're finally done with the Momo/Marigold storyline for awhile. New week; enjoy!

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 31!
« Reply #1 on: 09 Oct 2011, 10:45 »
ANGUS : "Look at me! I'm KING OF THE WORLD!"
FAYE : "Oh Ja -- I mean, Angus! I'm FLYING!"

MARTEN: "Pintsize, right ahead ..."

(alternate: MARTEN: "Take her to sea, Mr. McPhee!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 31!
« Reply #2 on: 09 Oct 2011, 10:49 »
ANGUS: "Aha! This must be it!"
FAYE: "That is not how you do the Vulcan Boob Squish! But keep working on it..."

MARTEN: "Wait, you're giving him lessons now? He doesn't even have the right equipment."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 31!
« Reply #3 on: 09 Oct 2011, 12:08 »
"At last!"
Faye: "Whee!"
Marten: "I should never have ordered that humanoid chassis for Pintsize"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 31!
« Reply #4 on: 09 Oct 2011, 20:57 »
Angus: "ALL HAIL BOOBLORD, KING OF THE MAMMARIES!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 31!
« Reply #5 on: 09 Oct 2011, 22:35 »
Angus:  "Wait, is this  how you steer her ?" 
Marten:  "I don't know about steering, but you definitely have her attention!" 


Faye still says Argafargl. 
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 31!
« Reply #6 on: 09 Oct 2011, 22:40 »
Faye always says Argafargl!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 31!
« Reply #7 on: 09 Oct 2011, 23:29 »
Angus:  :-D :-D :-D
Faye:    Argafargl, you're so dead.
Marten: Sigh. I'll go and get the icepack.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 31!
« Reply #8 on: 09 Oct 2011, 23:59 »
Angus: "Gotcha!"

Faye:  "At last!  The excuse I needed!"

Marten:  "Great, now I have to go out and buy some sulfuric aciid."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 31!
« Reply #9 on: 10 Oct 2011, 03:21 »
Angus: Argafargl?
Faye: Argafargl.
Marten: Thanks alot guys for reminding me of me and Dora. You asses.

(I can't find that strip I wanna reference......Marten and Dora talk in some cutesy kawaii language in Coffee of Doom together.)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 31!
« Reply #10 on: 10 Oct 2011, 03:38 »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 31!
« Reply #11 on: 10 Oct 2011, 05:41 »
Angus: GET OVER HERE!!!

Faye: *huargh*

Marten: Fatality?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 31!
« Reply #12 on: 10 Oct 2011, 06:39 »
While I think of something cute for Faye and Angus to say, I simply must say that Marten's actual line is just too perfect for this frame.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 31!
« Reply #13 on: 11 Oct 2011, 03:38 »
Angus: "So you don't like... SURPRISES?"
Faye: "Find out.." *Punches in face*
Marten: "I just came by to say..." *looks at floor* "... that we need a bigger storeroom. That one's full."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 31!
« Reply #14 on: 11 Oct 2011, 05:44 »
Angus:  "Guess who?"

Faye:  "Uncle Charlie?"

Marten:  "I picked the wrong week to stop drinking."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 31!
« Reply #15 on: 11 Oct 2011, 11:11 »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 31!
« Reply #16 on: 11 Oct 2011, 11:48 »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 31!
« Reply #17 on: 11 Oct 2011, 15:49 »
Alternate ending for that last one:

Marten: How are we supposed to compete on the breast milk black market if you keep screwing around? Do you know how expensive those hormones to induce the lactation are?
Faye: I actually haven't been taking those.
Angus: ...oh, sh*t.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 31!
« Reply #18 on: 11 Oct 2011, 16:21 »
Alternative ending to the alternative ending, above:
ANGUS: "Oh yes you have."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 31!
« Reply #19 on: 13 Oct 2011, 05:39 »
Angus: "Pilot to bombadier, pilot to bombadier, prepare to release the bombs!"
Faye: "Bomb bay doors opening!"
Marten: "Ok...you two are not allowed to watch any more documentaries on the Second World War."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 31!
« Reply #20 on: 13 Oct 2011, 09:16 »
wtf does she mean by "bomb bay doors" oh god

Second image!



Dora: How did you NOT NOTICE Angus drew a dick on your face? Didn't you look in the mirror this morning?
Faye: I was running late! He kept distracting me by playing duck duck boobs!
Dora: You guys make me sick
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 31!
« Reply #21 on: 13 Oct 2011, 10:48 »
Dora: "What did I tell you to NEVER bring into the employee restroom?"
Faye: "Look, I said sorry, don't take my bran muffins away!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 31!
« Reply #22 on: 13 Oct 2011, 11:17 »
Faye:  "Hey Spookybutt, Marten sez we're all invited out dancing with that girl from the Secret Bakery." 

Dora:  "Joke's on her, Marten can't dance...  wait, what?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 31!
« Reply #23 on: 13 Oct 2011, 15:47 »
DORA: "Have you ever noticed how these situations look way worse than they are until Jeph adds in the dialogue?"
FAYE: "Who's Jeph?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 31!
« Reply #24 on: 13 Oct 2011, 15:57 »
Faye: So, looks like you've been testing the recipe for that new strawberry and cotton candy latte on the secret menu.
Dora: That's my lipstick, bigbutt, don't make me use it on you.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 31!
« Reply #25 on: 13 Oct 2011, 22:23 »
Dora:  "No, you can't have Momo's old body."

Faye:  "C'mon, I'd look really good in it."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 31!
« Reply #26 on: 13 Oct 2011, 22:37 »
Dora: I told you to never bring that up.
Faye: That your the illegitimate lovechild of Veronica Vance and Marten is your biological brother?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 31!
« Reply #27 on: 14 Oct 2011, 04:35 »
Dora:  "Sorry Faye, but this is the last time I catch you doing that in the storage room."

Faye:  "But those bodies aren't going to dismember themselves!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 31!
« Reply #28 on: 14 Oct 2011, 18:42 »
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Dora:  "Sorry Faye, but this is the last time I catch you doing that in the storage room."

Faye:  "Yeah ... The last time you catch me ... "

Fixed it for ya.
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