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QC Captions Vol. 19!
TheEvilDog:
Yelling Bird: "What the fuck have I told you about fucking chasing chipmunks? Damn it, now I have to take you to the vet, you probably have some weird Comic "artists" rabies. Randy damn you."
Jeph: "But.....Chipmunk.... :oops:"
WAYF:
(click to show/hide)I neither know how to write in Jeph's voice (because I've never seen him in a situation where he's getting slapped by a sentient bird), or in Yelling Bird's voice (because I am galactically incapable of swearing), so... yeah.
Yelling Bird: BRO-WING.
Jeph: Bro-wing?
Yelling Bird (repeatedly beating Jeph with his wing): IT'S LIKE BRO-FIST, ONLY I CAN'T DO THAT BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE FISTS, YOU MORON.
Jeph: Ok, ok! Bro-wing!
Yelling Bird: THAT'S NOT A WING. COME ON! MAKE A WING! CLUCK LIKE A CHICKEN IF YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST!
Jeph: Ok, geez! I'm making chicken wing arms, see?
*Bro-wing*
Yelling Bird: GOOD ENOUGH FOR NOW, BUT STILL PATHETIC. YOU'D BETTER REMEMBER HOW TO BRO-WING NEXT TIME I FEEL CONGRATULATORY. IT'S NOT A MOOD I EXPERIENCE OFTEN.
Jeph: Gee, I can't wait...
vettechinohio:
Yelling Bird: "... and each time I hear that god damned rat say "Hi, my name's Randy!" you'll get it again! Who invited him, anyway?!"
::off screen:: Randy: "Hi!"
Jeph: "OW!!!"
Border Reiver:
Yelling Bird: "YOU ASS-CUNT! YOU CALL THAT A SCRIPT FOR THE LAST STRIP??!! EVERYBODY FUCKS, THEN ROCKS FALL AND EVERYONE DIES! DID AUBREY TEACH YOU NOTHING?"
Jeph: "Make the bad bird stop!"
DSL:
DA BOID: "JEPHY MCBITCHTITS, YOU ASSPISSING FUCKSTICK etc. Etc. Etc. Etc. ... "
JEPH: "Allow me to introduce you to my little friend Clinton."
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