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QC Captions Vol. 21
Akima:
--- Quote from: Kugai on 03 Aug 2011, 15:35 ---Blade just visited the author and Buffy staked the lot of them.
--- End quote ---
I have long fantasised about a Blade/Twilight crossover. I might even pay to see it in 3D. Blade had sparkly vampires too, after all. As they disintegrated into ash...
DSL:
DORA: Well, Marten, the espressosaurus vanished again the took Faye and Hanners with it. Raven's in Canada again, Cosette fell in the dumpster out back and Penelope may or may not be delivering pizzas, so I've had to hire some temporary help.
MARTEN: I was wondering ...
DORA: But between you and me, they have some unusual names.
MARTEN: You mean funny names?
DORA: Yes. For example, Who is at the register, What is running the espresso machine, and I Don't Know is cleaning the Cave of Twenty Asses.
MARTEN: That's what I want to know.
DORA: What do you want to know?
MARTEN: What's the name of the girl at the register?
DORA: No, Who is running the register.
MARTEN: I'm asking YOU what's the girl's name at the register?
DORA: No, What's the name of the girl running the espresso machine.
MARTEN: I don't know!
DORA: She's cleaning the Cave of Twenty Asses. We're not talking about her.
CONTINUED
DSL:
CONTINUED
MARTEN: Listen, I come in here, I go to the register, I order my usual large latte and I give the money to who?
DORA: You'd better. You're not my boyfling anymore.
MARTEN: Your what?
DORA: Never mind, it's a forum tangent.
MARTEN: Yes, but who gets the money?
DORA: Every dollar of it.
MARTEN: Yes, but what's the name of the girl who gets the money?
DORA: No, she's at the espresso machine. She makes your latte. Who gets your money.
MARTEN: I don't know!
MARTEN and DORA in unison: Cave of Twenty Asses!
CONTINUED
DSL:
CONTINUED
MARTEN: Listen, you got a girl who takes the beans over to The Secret Bakery and brings back the muffins?
DORA: Sure.
MARTEN: You gonna tell me her name?
DORA: I'm Sorry.
MARTEN: It's no big deal, I just wanted to know her name.
DORA. I told you. I'm Sorry.
MARTEN: And I told you, it's no big deal. i just wanted to know who ran the beans and the muffins.
DORA: No, Who runs the register.
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MARTEN: Same as you! SAME AS YOU! I come in here and order a large latte and give my money to who! Whoever that is tells what! I don't know! She's cleaning the Cave of Twenty Asses because it's full of beans and muffins because of I'm Sorry and I'm sick of your apologies!
DORA: What?
MARTEN: I said I'm sick of your apologies!
DORA: Oh, she's just a customer. You were staring at her ass as she walked out.
Carl-E:
Hey, don't skip that last one! There really was a punchline!
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