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QC Captions Vol. 39!
« on: 04 Dec 2011, 11:57 »

Another week! Finals week for me, actually, but I still have time to make sure we have the chance to ruin perfectly good comics by putting filthy(er) words in their mouths! Enjoy!

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 39!
« Reply #1 on: 04 Dec 2011, 12:01 »

"Remote control: Engage!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 39!
« Reply #2 on: 04 Dec 2011, 12:18 »

Jeez I didn't think grabbing your ass would make you go all cockatiel
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 39!
« Reply #3 on: 04 Dec 2011, 12:22 »

"Hey, it's Billy Idol!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 39!
« Reply #4 on: 04 Dec 2011, 12:33 »

"You forgot your pants today!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 39!
« Reply #5 on: 04 Dec 2011, 12:56 »

ANGUS: “Damn! I think I left the ring on the train.”
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 39!
« Reply #6 on: 04 Dec 2011, 13:30 »

ANGUS: "I'm pregnant."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 39!
« Reply #7 on: 04 Dec 2011, 13:32 »

ANGUS:  Drive-By Orgasm!  Meep Meep!


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Re: QC Captions Vol. 39!
« Reply #8 on: 04 Dec 2011, 13:57 »

Angus: Treasure Trolls!!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 39!
« Reply #9 on: 04 Dec 2011, 16:44 »

Angus: Huh? Who's that?!

+1. That'd be a neat ability to have. Well, depending on how sensitive it was.

ANGUS:  Drive-By Orgasm!  Meep Meep!

See my previous statement.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 39!
« Reply #10 on: 04 Dec 2011, 17:27 »

ANGUS: "Watch that third rail ... Oh."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 39!
« Reply #11 on: 04 Dec 2011, 17:44 »

Angus:  "I love you."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 39!
« Reply #12 on: 04 Dec 2011, 17:54 »

No fair using Jeph's lines...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 39!
« Reply #13 on: 04 Dec 2011, 20:27 »

Angus:  "That box is moving."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 39!
« Reply #14 on: 05 Dec 2011, 07:54 »

No fair using Jeph's lines...

All's fair in in love and war, besides if yer gonna steal, steal the best you can.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 39!
« Reply #15 on: 05 Dec 2011, 09:56 »

Angus: CALIBRATIONS!
Faye: IMPLICATIONS!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 39!
« Reply #16 on: 05 Dec 2011, 12:05 »

Angus:  "My mother knew your father."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 39!
« Reply #17 on: 05 Dec 2011, 12:41 »

Faye: "You mean knew  as in..."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 39!
« Reply #18 on: 05 Dec 2011, 13:56 »

Angus:  "My mother knew your father."

Well we always knew she was a whore.....(fuck, trying to find the strip on Faye's overreaction is hard.....)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 39!
« Reply #19 on: 05 Dec 2011, 14:56 »

Angus:  "My mother knew your father."

Well we always knew she was a whore.....(fuck, trying to find the strip on Faye's overreaction is hard.....)

You mean Yankee Seamen?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 39!
« Reply #20 on: 05 Dec 2011, 15:03 »

Angus: The trains go by pretty damn fast, don't they?

Faye (windswept): Yeah...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 39!
« Reply #21 on: 06 Dec 2011, 06:10 »

Angus: "Duck, duck, PENIS!"

Faye: "!!!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 39!
« Reply #22 on: 06 Dec 2011, 06:53 »

Angus:  "Butts."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 39!
« Reply #23 on: 06 Dec 2011, 12:56 »

Angus: "I've tied your shoelaces to the train."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 39!
« Reply #24 on: 06 Dec 2011, 13:54 »

"Did you know that you can save up to 4,5 % on your holiday shopping with the Brand New Game Credit Card? Available in three colors, available everywhere!!!!!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 39!
« Reply #25 on: 07 Dec 2011, 00:10 »

Angus (with Sven's voice): "I missed your body."

Faye: "!!!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 39!
« Reply #26 on: 07 Dec 2011, 06:54 »

Angus: "Let's go pick out some rings."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 39!
« Reply #27 on: 07 Dec 2011, 07:33 »

Shouldn't that have been preceded by the possibly 'hair-raising' question...

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 39!
« Reply #28 on: 07 Dec 2011, 16:40 »

Better still:

Angus: "I can't wait to see my mom's face when you come over for Christmas dinner with that look."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 39!
« Reply #29 on: 07 Dec 2011, 16:59 »

"So, what's your thoughts on Plural Marriage?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 39!
« Reply #30 on: 07 Dec 2011, 17:12 »

Better still:

Angus: I hope our kids have your hair.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 39!
« Reply #31 on: 07 Dec 2011, 19:04 »

Angus: Surprise! I was actually attending a 3-day gynecology seminar. *This* is what I learned in the third session.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 39!
« Reply #32 on: 07 Dec 2011, 20:04 »

ANGUS:   ...and then it turns out I am your father.   Imagine that!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 39!
« Reply #33 on: 07 Dec 2011, 23:40 »

Angus (again with Sven's voice): "Nice hair, can I take a shit on it?"

Faye: "!!!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 39!
« Reply #34 on: 08 Dec 2011, 11:32 »

Nice! SECOND IMAGE TIME:

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 39!
« Reply #35 on: 08 Dec 2011, 11:53 »

Clinton: "what hit me?"
Hanners: "25,000 volts"
Agent 99: "99 to 86, silverhand is down. And I found your other radio"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 39!
« Reply #36 on: 08 Dec 2011, 12:39 »

Clinton: "Wha...wha...what?"
Hanners: "I told you not to say that the Mists of Pandaren looked stupid."
Marigold: "Next time I'll use Colossus Smash."
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« Reply #37 on: 08 Dec 2011, 14:28 »

Clinton: "what hit me?"
Hanners: "25,000 volts"
Agent 99: "99 to 86, silverhand is down. And I found your other radio"

Wow, what a reference.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 39!
« Reply #38 on: 08 Dec 2011, 15:41 »

^^ My thoughts exactly. Very nice!  :mrgreen:
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 39!
« Reply #39 on: 08 Dec 2011, 19:19 »

Marigold: FINISH HIM!
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« Reply #40 on: 09 Dec 2011, 08:03 »

Nice! SECOND IMAGE TIME:



Clinton:  "What's going to happen to me?"

Hanners:  "That depends."

Marigold:  "First, we're going start learning about personal space.  Then, after my friend here is finished, we may go into fashion.  Or we may proceed directly to selling your internal organs to finance certain operations of ours.  Either way, you now belong to us."
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« Reply #41 on: 09 Dec 2011, 14:11 »

Clinton: "She... she  got the electro-shock personal protection option, didn't she."
Hanners: "Yep."
Marigold: "Impressive. You didn't foam at the mouth and have your eyes bug out like the last fifteen guys did."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 39!
« Reply #42 on: 09 Dec 2011, 14:12 »

Clinton: Ugh... Gurgle...
Hanners: 8... 9... 10... Yerout!
Marigold: Flawless victory!
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« Reply #43 on: 09 Dec 2011, 14:45 »

Clinton:  "Hurgle burgle flobble wobble wee!"
Hanners:  "Wibble!"
Marigold:  "M to MIB, we found the illegal Floranian, one to pick up."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 39!
« Reply #44 on: 09 Dec 2011, 15:54 »

Clinton: "There is no joke here, people, move along."

Hanners: " ... "

Marigold: "Where's the other one?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 39!
« Reply #45 on: 10 Dec 2011, 17:22 »

Clinton: I thought all AnthroPc's were like in Japanese Animation!!
Hanners: Which ones did you watch?
Marigold: Please don't tell me hentai titles like "Super Tentacle Rape Idol Blasters." Ick....that gave me nightmares for a week.....
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