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WCDT: 2016-2020 (19-23 Sep 2011)
Is it cold in here?:
Maybe it was only her broken corpse that got eaten by the Allosaurus!
SirDudley:
In other news: http://jephjacques.tumblr.com/post/10537867365/goodbye-easthampton
Method of Madness:
Sam's an old school Simpsons fan!
--- Quote from: Homer Jay Simpson ---I call the big one Bitey!
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raoullefere:
--- Quote from: vsonics on 22 Sep 2011, 11:36 ---I really just want to slap some band aids onto Sam.
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I started to 'fix' this as:
--- Quote from: vsonics on 22 Sep 2011, 11:36 ---I really just want to slap Sam.
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But then I realized that wasn't enough.
--- Quote from: vsonics on 22 Sep 2011, 11:36 ---I really just want to bite Sam.
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Repeatedly. With my posoi venemu hot death fangs. 'Bitey,' my ass. Damn kid is asking for it, and Elliot makes it sound as though it's high time she got it.
Okay, I don't want to actually kill her (even if she's not real). It'd be enough to make her swell to about three times her normal size for eight hours, hurt like hell for twenty-four, and twitch uncontrollably every time thereafter she spots an innocent snake. Although my guess is she'll still keep grabbing and imprisoning them; I strongly suspect the late Steve Irwin managed to slip one into whosname's ex-wife.
themacnut:
--- Quote from: raoullefere on 22 Sep 2011, 17:55 ---
--- Quote from: vsonics on 22 Sep 2011, 11:36 ---I really just want to slap some band aids onto Sam.
--- End quote ---
I started to 'fix' this as:
--- Quote from: vsonics on 22 Sep 2011, 11:36 ---I really just want to slap Sam.
--- End quote ---
But then I realized that wasn't enough.
--- Quote from: vsonics on 22 Sep 2011, 11:36 ---I really just want to bite Sam.
--- End quote ---
Repeatedly. With my posoi venemu hot death fangs. 'Bitey,' my ass. Damn kid is asking for it, and Elliot makes it sound as though it's high time she got it.
--- End quote ---
I'm thinking, with Elliot mentioning how she names all her captured critters "Bitey", that Sam DOES get it, every time she grabs some wild creature. (And by "it" I mean getting bitten). For all we know, she may very well have already had a near-death encounter with a rattler, and I agree that she seems like the type of kid who would be completely unfazed by it (much like Mad Cat's falling out of a tree as a young girl, as she mentioned in this thread, didn't stop her from climbing right back into one soon as her bones knit).
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