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WCDT: 2021-2025 (26-30 Sep 2011)
Is it cold in here?:
Marten needs more male friends. Basically he's got Steve and Pintsize. Now, a fellow moper may not be what he needs.
Cornan:
--- Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 29 Sep 2011, 22:58 ---Marten needs more male friends. Basically he's got Steve and Pintsize. Now, a fellow moper may not be what he needs.
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True, but a fellow moper may be someone that can help Marten stop being so much of a moper himself. If they each keep having to tell each other "Knock it off, you're being silly" maybe that will...I don't know...rub off in two directions?
Stop it you darned shippers! That's not what I meant!
TheMan:
Wow, great time to decide to catch up on an old comic.
Marten is officially the worlds biggest pussy.
Hot chick you know nothing about but are into confides that she's leaving town... That is the opening, she handed it to him, "please offer me moonlight walks, picnics, help packing and TWO WEEKS of intense, no holds barred GUILT FREE SEX before I go!" And the douche instead goes to help guide the "dumb-ass who couldn't nut-up and tell a chick he worked with for years he was interested"'s tears into his beer. Seriously?
No wonder Marty is surrounded by dysfunctional tail, he's safe, cause he never tries. At all. Ever.
You'd have thunk that dominatrix mom of his would have at least taught him SOMETHING.
Tova:
You'll have to do better than that to match the high standards set by the regular trolls around here. :laugh:
themacnut:
The only way Marten would get "intense, no holds barred GUILT FREE SEX" from any woman would be if she took some initiative and jumped him-which would come back again to her being really hot for him. He ain't getting it any other way, at least not like that-he doesn't have the drive or the playa skills. And depending on the woman, his feelings for her, and the timing of her request, he might refuse such an offer anyway.
EDIT: Oops, I probably just fed a troll didn't I? Oh well, my bad.
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