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QC Captions Vol. 32!
Skewbrow:
Marigold: Don't you think that for us to PvP would be more intimate than sex?
Dale: Ok, wanna go dancing this Friday?
WAYF:
ALTERNATE CHARACTER INTERPRETATION AHOY!
Dale (being poetic): ... and now I can't think of anything but you. You have blinded me with your beauty.
Marigold (being herself): I think your glasses had a LOT more to do with it than anything I could have done...
Dale: Ok, look, what do you want from me here? Are you EVER going to get some self esteem? Maybe saying "Yes, I like Dungeon Crawl, and tilesets are NOT for babies!" Or how about something approximating "thank you for the compliment; I suppose I AM pretty." Or how about "I don't actually care about your attempts to challenge me, because even in WoW I have better things to do than have you taunt me about how you're going to beat me." Just ONCE can you say something ASSERTIVE or SELF-RESPECTING?
Marigold: Seriously? Is this why you follow me around all the time?
Dale: Yes, and the point is, I SHOULDN'T be behaving like that, and you should call me out on it! And furthermore, I wore these glasses while complimenting you specifically because I knew you would use them as an excuse to be self-deprecating.
Marigold: I...
Dale (sighing): You're pretty, Marigold, and I'm going to leave you alone now.
jwhouk:
--- Quote from: WAYF on 20 Oct 2011, 18:47 ---ALTERNATE CHARACTER INTERPRETATION AHOY!
Dale (being poetic): ... and now I can't think of anything but you. You have blinded me with your beauty.
Marigold (being herself): I think your glasses had a LOT more to do with it than anything I could have done...
Dale: Ok, look, what do you want from me here? Are you EVER going to get some self esteem? Maybe saying "Yes, I like Dungeon Crawl, and tilesets are NOT for babies!" Or how about something approximating "thank you for the compliment; I suppose I AM pretty." Or how about "I don't actually care about your attempts to challenge me, because even in WoW I have better things to do than have you taunt me about how you're going to beat me." Just ONCE can you say something ASSERTIVE or SELF-RESPECTING?
Marigold: Seriously? Is this why you follow me around all the time?
Dale: Yes, and the point is, I SHOULDN'T be behaving like that, and you should call me out on it! And furthermore, I wore these glasses while complimenting you specifically because I knew you would use them as an excuse to be self-deprecating.
Marigold: I...
Dale (sighing): You're pretty, Marigold, and I'm going to leave you alone now.
--- End quote ---
This one's going to be in the out-takes section of the Special Edition DVD.
cesariojpn:
Dale: DRAMATIC LENS FLARE.
Marigold: They have things to clean that.
Soulsynger:
--- Quote from: WAYF on 20 Oct 2011, 18:47 ---ALTERNATE CHARACTER INTERPRETATION AHOY!
Dale (being poetic): ... and now I can't think of anything but you. You have blinded me with your beauty.
Marigold (being herself): I think your glasses had a LOT more to do with it than anything I could have done...
Dale: Ok, look, what do you want from me here? Are you EVER going to get some self esteem? Maybe saying "Yes, I like Dungeon Crawl, and tilesets are NOT for babies!" Or how about something approximating "thank you for the compliment; I suppose I AM pretty." Or how about "I don't actually care about your attempts to challenge me, because even in WoW I have better things to do than have you taunt me about how you're going to beat me." Just ONCE can you say something ASSERTIVE or SELF-RESPECTING?
Marigold: Seriously? Is this why you follow me around all the time?
Dale: Yes, and the point is, I SHOULDN'T be behaving like that, and you should call me out on it! And furthermore, I wore these glasses while complimenting you specifically because I knew you would use them as an excuse to be self-deprecating.
Marigold: I...
Dale (sighing): You're pretty, Marigold, and I'm going to leave you alone now.
--- End quote ---
Forgot the butts.
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