Topic: QC Captions Vol. 33! (Read 17452 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 23 Oct 2011, 15:28 »

Man October's going by so fast! Anyway, enjoy!

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #1 on:** 23 Oct 2011, 15:50 »

"I shall find a boxcar and explore this great country!"
"Raven said dating a hobo was fun."

akronnick · « **Reply #2 on:** 23 Oct 2011, 15:52 »

"Yeah, but their all really into anal..."

Carl-E · « **Reply #3 on:** 23 Oct 2011, 16:41 »

Angus: "Wait, is today Thursday?"

Faye: "No."

Kugai · « **Reply #4 on:** 23 Oct 2011, 16:46 »

Angus: "So, the Prof should be arriving in about five minutes according to that letter I got form Marty."

Faye: "Given to you by a guy in a Hawaiian shirt and wearing silver glasses - Are you sure you haven't been drinking?"

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #5 on:** 23 Oct 2011, 17:05 »

Quote from: Kugai on 23 Oct 2011, 16:46

Angus: "So, the Prof should be arriving in about five minutes according to that letter I got form Marty."

Faye: "Given to you by a guy in a Hawaiian shirt and wearing silver glasses - Are you sure you haven't been drinking?"

-100 points for not referencing BTTF III.

Kugai · « **Reply #6 on:** 23 Oct 2011, 19:21 »

Who says I wasn't

Remember they're at a Train Station beside Railway Lines??!

jwhouk · « **Reply #7 on:** 23 Oct 2011, 19:24 »

Angus: "Okay, let's see if I get this straight - Take the last train to Clarksville..."
Faye: "...and I'll meet you at the station."

Tova · « **Reply #8 on:** 23 Oct 2011, 20:27 »

This isn't particularly funny, but it's noteworthy that the OP kinda fits.

Angus: Man October's going by so fast!
Faye: Anyway, enjoy!

Kugai · « **Reply #9 on:** 23 Oct 2011, 22:52 »

Angus: "Well, I knew I'd have to take the morning train."

Faye: "Don't worry, when you come home again you'll find me waiting."

Soulsynger · « **Reply #10 on:** 23 Oct 2011, 23:02 »

Angus: "I've been looking at my watch for three minutes straight but I still smell pink bunnies."
Faye: "Yeah, cheese does that to me."

WAYF · « **Reply #11 on:** 24 Oct 2011, 00:22 »

Faye: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnngg.

Angus: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng.

Marten (off-screen): They've been at this ever since Angus said he was leaving, how can we snap them out of it??

Hannelore (likewise): I could ask Dr. Corrine...

Dora (also off-screen): Nah, they're too far gone for that.

Faye: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

Angus: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggg

Border Reiver · « **Reply #12 on:** 24 Oct 2011, 04:29 »

Angus: "Why did that man in the top hat say, "Welcome to the island of Sodor?""

Faye: "Dunno. I'm more concerned with why the oncoming train has a big smiley face on the front."

DSL · « **Reply #13 on:** 24 Oct 2011, 06:42 »

ANGUS: "All I know is that the hours are long, under these conditions, and constrain us to beguile them with proceedings which –how shall I say– which may at first sight seem reasonable, until they become a habit. You may say it is to prevent our reason from foundering. No doubt. But has it not long been straying in the night without end of the abyssal depths? That's what I sometimes wonder. You follow my reasoning?"
FAYE: "We are all born mad. Some remain so."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #14 on:** 24 Oct 2011, 09:51 »

As a follow on to DSL (and to quote Jaws)-

Angus: "Wanna get drunk and fool around."

Faye: "Yup."

DSL · « **Reply #15 on:** 24 Oct 2011, 10:35 »

Coming soon to a Redbox near you, the joint Border Riever/DSL production of "Waiting For A Bigger Boat'" by Peter Beckett.

GeoCorn · « **Reply #16 on:** 24 Oct 2011, 13:27 »

"Do you ever get the feeling the whole internet is watching us?"
"Paranoid much?"

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #17 on:** 24 Oct 2011, 14:33 »

Angus: Man, I think I need to see a doctor for my wrist.

Faye: I *WARNED* you "duck duck boobs" was getting old but no, you wouldn't listen.

jwhouk · « **Reply #18 on:** 24 Oct 2011, 14:34 »

Angus: "####it, that's the third time Tracy has buzzed me and asked where I am."
Faye: "Who escaped now? Flattop? Pruneface? Trudy Plenty?"

Kugai · « **Reply #19 on:** 24 Oct 2011, 15:29 »

Angus: "KHAAAAAAAN!!!!! KHAAAAAAAAAN!!!"

Faye: "I knew we shouldn't have done that Star Trek marathon last night."

DSL · « **Reply #20 on:** 24 Oct 2011, 16:05 »

Well, if you're gonna invoke Trek:

ANGUS: "I have been, and always shall be, your flgm ... Threim ... Fling ..."
FAYE: "Well, great. I have need of one, or maybe many ... Bourbons."

Kugai · « **Reply #21 on:** 24 Oct 2011, 16:10 »

Faye drinking Romulan Ale or Bloodwine

Now THERE'S a scary thought.

DSL · « **Reply #22 on:** 24 Oct 2011, 16:15 »

"It's ... It's ... It's green." (satisfied smirk, slides to floor.)

Akima · « **Reply #23 on:** 24 Oct 2011, 18:00 »

Blue.

Carl-E · « **Reply #24 on:** 24 Oct 2011, 18:47 »

No, it's green.

Akima · « **Reply #25 on:** 24 Oct 2011, 19:11 »

Angus: "When you hear the whistle blowing eight to the bar..."

Faye: "Er... You're not listening to Prog Metal?"

akronnick · « **Reply #26 on:** 24 Oct 2011, 19:21 »

Quote from: DSL on 24 Oct 2011, 16:15

"It's ... It's ... It's green." (satisfied smirk, slides to floor.)

Quote from: Akima on 24 Oct 2011, 18:00

Blue.

Quote from: Carl-E on 24 Oct 2011, 18:47

No, it's green.

People, people!

Romulan Ale is blue.

Aldebaran Whiskey is green.

There will be a quiz!!!!!

DSL · « **Reply #27 on:** 24 Oct 2011, 19:28 »

Will there be lab work?

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #28 on:** 24 Oct 2011, 19:37 »

I think this is might be the most obscure-refrence-y caption game we've had so far

keep it up

jwhouk · « **Reply #29 on:** 24 Oct 2011, 19:49 »

Angus: "I hear the train a-coming."
Faye: "It's coming 'round the bend."

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #30 on:** 24 Oct 2011, 20:11 »

this one seems oddly appropriate, with apologies to JMS

A: "No boom."

F: "No boom today, boom tomorrow. There's always a boom tomorrow."

Kugai · « **Reply #31 on:** 24 Oct 2011, 21:19 »

Quote from: FunkyTuba on 24 Oct 2011, 20:11

this one seems oddly appropriate

A: "No boom."

F: "No boom today, boom tomorrow. There's always a boom tomorrow."

And you win a White Star.

Soulsynger · « **Reply #32 on:** 24 Oct 2011, 23:15 »

Angus: "What's the word?"
Faye: "B-b-b-bird bird bird! Bi-bird's the word! B-b-b-bird bird...!" ...

(This morning has broken crazy.)

Spiff · « **Reply #33 on:** 25 Oct 2011, 05:58 »

Angus: I wonder if I will observe any relativistic effects on my watch while I'm on the train.
Faye: Better not, I don't want to be old and wrinkled when you come back.

GeoCorn · « **Reply #34 on:** 25 Oct 2011, 10:17 »

"The fuck is Pond?"
"its a band from the nineties when you were too busy listening to Boyz II Men"

dreed · « **Reply #35 on:** 25 Oct 2011, 10:32 »

Where the hell is he?

He probably tried to drive Tardis on neutral again.

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #36 on:** 25 Oct 2011, 15:17 »

Angus: "So...I'll see you in a week... Do you want me to bring you back anything?"
Faye: "Yeah, when you hunted down some hobos, bring me back a couple of those hankerchefs they have tied to a stick, I want to see what they have in there."

DSL · « **Reply #37 on:** 25 Oct 2011, 15:43 »

ANGUS: "Huh. Look at that. Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'..."
FAYE : "... Into the future?"

SomeCanadianWeirdo · « **Reply #38 on:** 25 Oct 2011, 16:04 »

Angus: "Where is Harry Potter? He knows we're needed at Hogwarts."

Faye: "He'll be here, don't worry."

GeoCorn · « **Reply #39 on:** 25 Oct 2011, 16:05 »

Quote from: TheEvilDog on 25 Oct 2011, 15:17

Angus: "So...I'll see you in a week... Do you want me to bring you back anything?"
Faye: "Yeah, when you hunted down some hobos, bring me back a couple of those hankerchefs they have tied to a stick, I want to see what they have in there."

that actually sounds like a realistic Faye response lol

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #40 on:** 25 Oct 2011, 19:02 »

Quote from: DSL on 25 Oct 2011, 15:43

ANGUS: "Huh. Look at that. Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'..."
FAYE : "... Into the future?"

Marten (offscreen): They're stoned again.

Kugai · « **Reply #41 on:** 25 Oct 2011, 19:25 »

Angus: "Welcome....."

Faye: "....Toooo the Machine."

Soulsynger · « **Reply #42 on:** 26 Oct 2011, 03:09 »

Angus: "I wonder what bystanders incapable of reading lips might think we're talking about."

Faye: "Oh, thats no problem. You can read about it on this one creepy website's board."

akronnick · « **Reply #43 on:** 26 Oct 2011, 04:24 »

Self referential post is self referential!

Soulsynger · « **Reply #44 on:** 26 Oct 2011, 04:44 »

Quote from: akronnick on 26 Oct 2011, 04:24

Self referential post is self referential!

Angus: "Self referential post is self referential!"
Faye: "Yo,dawg, I heard you like self referencing, so I put some self referencing into your self referencing so you can self reference while self referencing."

edit:
But surely I'm not the first one to make a self-ref joke like that, am I? Was I just original? Oh my god! I'm gettin' the vapors!

jwhouk · « **Reply #45 on:** 26 Oct 2011, 05:26 »

Angus: "Owls?"
Faye: "OWLS."

Carl-E · « **Reply #46 on:** 26 Oct 2011, 09:35 »

Faye: "Oh my god! I'm gettin' the vapors!"

Angus: "No, that's me. I had cabbage last night with dinner."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #47 on:** 26 Oct 2011, 12:02 »

Angus: "So as a result of your developing and acknowledging emotional attachment and the implicit trust that you have that I, as the recipient of said attachmetn will a. Not betray said trust by either an act of suicide or by sleeping around; and b. That I will come back; are you thinking of becoming so overwhelmed by this that you will fall back on a self-destructive binge?"

Faye: "Yes, I believe I will."

DSL · « **Reply #48 on:** 26 Oct 2011, 12:09 »

ANGUS: "OWLS? I thought you'd turned to NEWTs."
FAYE: "I got better ... "

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #49 on:** 26 Oct 2011, 13:56 »

Angus: "What could be keeping Doc Brown? He said he'd be here!"
Faye: "I hate to break it to you, but that was a Christopher Lloyd look-a-like with a Delorean....."

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