Topic: QC Captions Vol. 36! (Read 9413 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 13 Nov 2011, 08:38 »

This should be a fun week

Enjoy!

And just a reminder: just because a character doesn't have speech bubbles doesn't mean you can't make them talk anyway

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #1 on:** 13 Nov 2011, 08:55 »

Faye: «Dammit Marty, that robot deserved it and you know it!»

DSL · « **Reply #2 on:** 13 Nov 2011, 08:56 »

PADMA: "Marten, does your roommate always bring her own rain cloud with her?"

OR

PADMA: "Is the hat supposed to vanish like that after you pull the rabbit out?"
MARTEN: "Faye's gonna be mad. It was her ushanka."

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #3 on:** 13 Nov 2011, 10:58 »

Marten, thinking to himself : "Uh-oh....Faye is steamed."

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #4 on:** 13 Nov 2011, 16:09 »

Faye: «What is it with him and trying to get girls to grow penises?»

jwhouk · « **Reply #5 on:** 13 Nov 2011, 17:42 »

Faye: "First she breaks my glasses. Now, she's making fun of my friends. She. Must. DIE."

Kugai · « **Reply #6 on:** 13 Nov 2011, 19:25 »

Faye: 'I really wish Marten hadn't watched that Kung Fu marathon.'

jwhouk · « **Reply #7 on:** 13 Nov 2011, 20:08 »

Faye: "I don't know what's worse - her laughing or his dancing."

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #8 on:** 13 Nov 2011, 21:16 »

Faye: Dammit! They're big, but they're not *that* big.

techkid · « **Reply #9 on:** 14 Nov 2011, 01:52 »

Faye: "I saw that video that Pintsize posted on the Internet, and it certainly isn't as big as that, Martypants!"

SomeCanadianWeirdo · « **Reply #10 on:** 14 Nov 2011, 05:47 »

FAye: "Damn it, he used my deodorant again!"

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #11 on:** 14 Nov 2011, 13:32 »

Quote from: DSL on 13 Nov 2011, 08:56

PADMA: "Marten, does your roommate always bring her own rain cloud with her?"

Faye's a descendent of Charlie Brown.

Kugai · « **Reply #12 on:** 14 Nov 2011, 13:36 »

Faye: 'Why does he insist on doing that Harold Lloyd impersonation?'

DSL · « **Reply #13 on:** 14 Nov 2011, 13:56 »

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 14 Nov 2011, 13:32

Quote from: DSL on 13 Nov 2011, 08:56
PADMA: "Marten, does your roommate always bring her own rain cloud with her?"

Faye's a descendent of Charlie Brown.

Marten established early on she's more of a Lucy ... but does that mean M's currently making the kissez with Peppermint Padma?

No, I'm not sorry about that at all ...

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #14 on:** 14 Nov 2011, 15:49 »

Quote from: DSL on 14 Nov 2011, 13:56

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 14 Nov 2011, 13:32
Quote from: DSL on 13 Nov 2011, 08:56
PADMA: "Marten, does your roommate always bring her own rain cloud with her?"

Faye's a descendent of Charlie Brown.

Marten established early on she's more of a Lucy ...[/size]

So? She could be a descendant of both.

(yeah, that's right, LucyxCharlie is my OTP)

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #15 on:** 15 Nov 2011, 13:59 »

Actually, I'm quite sure Faye is a descendant of Lucy.

I'm the OP so I don't have to drop into the pun jar, right?

DSL · « **Reply #16 on:** 15 Nov 2011, 14:28 »

A pun and a (pre)history lesson. There's got to be some kind of internet we can give you for that.

Carl-E · « **Reply #17 on:** 15 Nov 2011, 15:31 »

We could just give her two...?

DSL · « **Reply #18 on:** 15 Nov 2011, 16:47 »

Agreed. Two. And also waive the pun fine.

jwhouk · « **Reply #19 on:** 15 Nov 2011, 18:30 »

Faye (to herself): If he actually gets laid after those dance moves, I'll let Pintsize see me nekkid.

GeoCorn · « **Reply #20 on:** 15 Nov 2011, 19:46 »

"He honestly expected her to believe that's how big it is?"

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #21 on:** 15 Nov 2011, 19:46 »

Guy in yellow shirt: "So, what are you into? Roleplaying? Fur? Watersports?"

Girl with purple hair: "UH. NO!"

Faye (in thought bubble): "Did I really just overhear that?"

Girl in yellow shirt (in thought bubble): "UH. YES!"

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #22 on:** 15 Nov 2011, 20:44 »

@DSL and @Carl: d'aw shucks guys

O8h7w · « **Reply #23 on:** 16 Nov 2011, 10:09 »

FunkyTuba has a good one, I have a bad one. Completely out of character, but it struck me Faye looks envious...

Faye (note that this is a thought bubble): "Aaaand he does it again. I wish *I* could make girls laugh like that..."

(now, where the heck did I hide that brain bleach?)

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #24 on:** 16 Nov 2011, 11:03 »

Faye (thinking to herself): "Thank god with moves like that Marty won't get lucky any time soon."

DSL · « **Reply #25 on:** 16 Nov 2011, 11:15 »

Quote from: jwhouk on 15 Nov 2011, 18:30

Faye (to herself): If he actually gets laid after those dance moves, I'll let Pintsize see me nekkid.

Bet she's glad she didn't say that out loud. (And if Hanners read her mind, she'd be too embarrassed to say anything).

Still ... WIN.

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #26 on:** 17 Nov 2011, 08:03 »

Man I almost feel bad for putting this one up; with the words removed it looks...oh well, have fun!

Carl-E · « **Reply #27 on:** 17 Nov 2011, 08:15 »

Marten: "A little to the left."

Padma: "Really? I wouldn't have thought..."

Hanners: "OH no, you don't missy!"

Faye: "MMFPHLMMFPFPBLTTT"

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #28 on:** 17 Nov 2011, 08:41 »

"So, Marten, with your mother and all, are you into kinky things?"
"Well, gags are pretty cool"

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #29 on:** 17 Nov 2011, 09:30 »

Padma: “So you guys are actually a crack squad of assassins, saboteurs and kidnappers?”
Faye: “Shut up! You'll blow ou...mmph!”
Marten: “Don't be silly, we haven't had a chance to sabotage anything since Cosette showed up.”

Sidhekin · « **Reply #30 on:** 17 Nov 2011, 09:53 »

Padma: Wow, she is fast. But isn't it a bad idea to stop a sneeze like that?
Faye: Mhhwwwffff!
Marten: That's not a sneeze.

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #31 on:** 17 Nov 2011, 10:18 »

Padma: Laundry night, eh?

Marten: No, actually, that's *not* a roll of quarters.

Faye: Hey Padma, don't make him do it by ha[MURMFSMMMFMMRRMF]

Hanners: ...

DSL · « **Reply #32 on:** 17 Nov 2011, 12:14 »

PADMA: "How big a ransom do you think we could get?"
MARTEN: "Dunno. I want to see if we could get more by promising to keep her."
FAYE: "AUGAFARGL You are so dmmmmph ...!"

(HANNELORE, to herself): "The less any of them know, the better.")

Sidhekin · « **Reply #33 on:** 17 Nov 2011, 15:46 »

Padma: ... so yeah, they wouldn't talk to me for a month afterwards. What about you? What's the worst you ever said?
Faye: "Hastur Hastur Hastumph"
Marten: "Happy birthday, Grandma!"

Emperor Norton · « **Reply #34 on:** 18 Nov 2011, 00:41 »

Padma: "What do you do now that she realizes she is the subject of the sequel to the Truman Show?"
Faye: "You can't kee...mmphff"
Marten: "We've learned. After Burbank we developed drugs for this."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #35 on:** 18 Nov 2011, 05:00 »

Padma: "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

Marten: "Yes. Hanners, please execute Plan A."

Faye: "What! Not again!"

Kugai · « **Reply #36 on:** 18 Nov 2011, 14:42 »

Marten: "So, 50,000 for Faye?"

Padma: "Well, I usually don't pay over 40,000 for her type, but she should be fun to break in."

"Faye: "What are you two talMMMPH!"

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #37 on:** 18 Nov 2011, 20:07 »

THIS:

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 17 Nov 2011, 08:41

"So, Marten, with your mother and all, are you into kinky things?"
"Well, gags are pretty cool"

PLUS THIS:

Quote from: Border Reiver on 18 Nov 2011, 05:00

Padma: "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Marten: "Yes. Hanners, please execute Plan A."
Faye: "What! Not again!"

EQUALS THIS:

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