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WCDT 2051-2055; Nov. 7-11, 2011
Soulsynger:
Aw... no Hanners dance. Ah well, it'll happen eventually.
And Padma truly IS ditzy... but at least she's aware of it. FLIRTATIOUS OPENING (!!!) btw.!
(This happens to me quite a lot. I always enjoy seeing girls blush when I explain how chracteristic and interesting their little quirks are. Those occasions are goldmines for smart and witty compliments. (And if the girl is a bit more "literate", I sometimes even get to talk about psychology :-D ) )
An asymmetrical Hanners is like Schroedinger's Cat with a radiation suit and a breathing mask. You just know it'll spin out of control and take vengeance on you once you open that box.
Carl-E:
Her sly smile when she mentions "a couple of new piercings..." Now, Hanners! What could you be thinking?
Also, am I the only one digging the couch?
I thought so.
"Drunk Ladies prefer PAB(s)T!" Good old PBR. Pure Brewed Retchedness...
pendrake:
For comic #2053...
1. Double your conversations, double your punchlines (Doublemint Gum!), Jeph must have worked doubly hard on tonight's script.
2. Neodymium magnets are lots of fun as well as useful. Especially the cubes or the small spheroids for desks, lots of finger-fiddling fun.
3. Wait- Hanners requiring a couple of new piercings to use said magnets to hold her boobs inside her off-shoulder top...? My imagination would be running wild were my brain not requiring sleep.
4. And apparrently "Drunk Ladies prefer Pabst (beer)".
5. For the younger crowd...
- "Does this dress make me look fat?"
- "No, it makes you look 'PHAT'." [NOTE: even this compliment attempt is unlikely to save you]
6. For the older crowd...
- "Does this dress make me look fat?"
- "No, dear"
- "You're not even looking!"
- "Yes, dear"
- "Are you even listening?!?"
- "Vanilla-bean ice cream & blueberries atop belgian waffles, dear"
- [use the momentary "???" pause to seek cover or escape from the shortly incoming thrown shoe]
Soulsynger:
"Does this dress make me look fat?"
"Honey, you couldn't look fat in that beautiful dress even if I snuck in there with you."
Why does no one go for the sincerely affectionate, slightly endearingly disturbed imaginative compliment anymore? Those always seem to save my ass.
themacnut:
The one question that should never be asked if one can't take a "yes" answer is "Do I look fat in this skirt/dress/whatever piece of clothing?". I think the reason women keep asking this is not enough people have the courage to say "yes" (assuming it's true of course. But if it's not, again, why are you asking???)
Padma's obviously one of those people you don't ask that question to, as her mother found out.
BTW Pendrake's "make me look fat" responses made me LOL - especially the older couple one where the guy uses the gal's moment of confusion to escape.
--- Quote from: Soulsynger on 09 Nov 2011, 03:16 ---"Does this dress make me look fat?"
"Honey, you couldn't look fat in that beautiful dress even if I snuck in there with you."
Why does no one go for the sincerely affectionate, slightly endearingly disturbed imaginative compliment anymore? Those always seem to save my ass.
--- End quote ---
Because you get tired of having to come up with yet ANOTHER one after she's asked that damn question for the 1001st time! :x
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