Topic: QC Captions Vol. 40!!!! (Read 10846 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 11 Dec 2011, 12:07 »

WOO the big 4-0! I'm sure I'll be much less enthusiastic about that once it applies to my actual age...anyway, here's the first image:

Also, I was just wondering what other magazine our protagonist could grace the cover of and what would the headline be?

Enjoy!

Kugai · « **Reply #1 on:** 11 Dec 2011, 13:27 »

'Why do I suddenly hear a thousand people cheering?'

MARTEN REED

THE ANGST MAN COMETH!

Exclusive Interview

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #2 on:** 11 Dec 2011, 14:05 »

Marten: "wallet wallet wallet…wallet! Now run!
Wait, why aren't we running yet?"

SHE KISSED ME STRAIGHT!
Exclusive interview with the infamous "kissing crook" Marten Reed on how love turned his life around.

SomeCanadianWeirdo · « **Reply #3 on:** 11 Dec 2011, 15:15 »

"I think I left the stove on."

jwhouk · « **Reply #4 on:** 11 Dec 2011, 16:06 »

Quote from: Kugai on 11 Dec 2011, 13:27

'Why do I suddenly hear a thousand people cheering?'

I can't even come CLOSE to topping this one. </thread_over>

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #5 on:** 11 Dec 2011, 17:32 »

Marten: "Now to just wait for the operatic piece to start...."

Magazine: "World Rejoices As Marten Reed Gets Laid Again." Also Inside, Exclusive Interview With Pintsize..."He Broke My Fleshlight!"

DSL · « **Reply #6 on:** 11 Dec 2011, 17:40 »

Quote from: jwhouk on 11 Dec 2011, 16:06

Quote from: Kugai on 11 Dec 2011, 13:27
'Why do I suddenly hear a thousand people cheering?'

I can't even come CLOSE to topping this one. </thread_over>

Seconded.

EDIT: Oh hell, I have to try:

"... Not now, Bros guys ..."

And the magazine:

FORBES
"Sealing the deal: Professional Indie Ogler diversifies."

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #7 on:** 11 Dec 2011, 18:18 »

TOP:

"Brown Shugah... how come ya taste so good?!"

BOTTOM:

LYRICAL GENIUS:
How Marten Reed Won His Lawsuit Against The Rolling Stones

techkid · « **Reply #8 on:** 12 Dec 2011, 02:56 »

TOP:

"She better not steal my chewing gum..."

BOTTOM:

Science Daily Magazine: "Tongue-tied! When 'locking lips' took a literal turn and knotted their tongues together."

Skewbrow · « **Reply #9 on:** 12 Dec 2011, 03:15 »

Marten: (thought bubble) Is that a quietly looming giant at five o'clock?

New England Journal of Medicinal Enquiries: Son of a dominatrix finds a cure for the butts disease

WAYF · « **Reply #10 on:** 12 Dec 2011, 04:46 »

HEADLINE
Exclusive interview with Marten Reed: "Daaaaaaaaaang"

CAPTION

Marten's thoughts: If Dora and Elliott ask, Padma and I spent the afternoon talking about shoes.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #11 on:** 12 Dec 2011, 04:54 »

Caption:

"What the hell was I angsting about again?"

Headline: TIME - "Right, how'd this guy get access to the print set machine?"

Jam · « **Reply #12 on:** 12 Dec 2011, 07:41 »

"Oh god. Not now burrito, not now!"

Good things happen to this guy
In other news, slowest news day of the century.

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #13 on:** 12 Dec 2011, 09:48 »

Marten: I wonder if she's got a dress in that color?

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #14 on:** 13 Dec 2011, 11:52 »

Marten: Spider-sense....tingling! I have the sudden urge to hang upside-down for this!

Headline: "The Pantsless Look: How this man pioneered the new fashion trend!" "It was just an accident," He says. "A sexy accident."

Kugai · « **Reply #15 on:** 13 Dec 2011, 14:24 »

"Oh God, I'm wearing the hearts boxers!!!"

MARTEN REED: LENO LOVECHILD?

Veronica Vance's son opens up.

Soulsynger · « **Reply #16 on:** 14 Dec 2011, 00:50 »

Marten: ''' I will continue never washing this cheek again."

Headlines:

STAY TUNED FOR MORE TALES OF MARTEN! See inside.

Carl-E · « **Reply #17 on:** 14 Dec 2011, 05:21 »

Quote from: Kugai on 13 Dec 2011, 14:24

Veronica Vance's son opens up.

"I'd know that gape anywhere!"

I am so, so sorry.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #18 on:** 14 Dec 2011, 09:53 »

We were all thinking it...

Kugai · « **Reply #19 on:** 14 Dec 2011, 11:21 »

*VulcanEyebrowSmilie*

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #20 on:** 14 Dec 2011, 21:13 »

Fascinating.

Second image!

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #21 on:** 14 Dec 2011, 23:15 »

1st:

Marigold: Transformers is such a big pile of shit. Bay should be shot for making those series of films.
Clinton: Oh come on, it has explosions!! Whats not to love?
Hanners: I remember my father made a Transformers once.....Hasbro managed to reach a settlement with him about it with the help of Mother.

2nd:

Clinton: I'm just saying, it's only a matter of time before AnthroPC's have fully functional sex devices!!
Hanners: The thought of that scares me.
Marigold: If that's the case, why do we still have people making sex toys and whatnot that are essentially "dumb AnthroPC's?"
*And at the same moment, Momo is looking at an article about AnthroPC's getting realistic sex organs.....*

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #22 on:** 14 Dec 2011, 23:48 »

Quote from: cesariojpn on 14 Dec 2011, 23:15

Clinton: I'm just saying, it's only a matter of time before AnthroPC's have fully functional sex devices!!
Hanners: The thought of that scares me.
Marigold: If that's the case, why do we still have people making sex toys and whatnot that are essentially "dumb AnthroPC's?"
*And at the same moment, Momo is looking at an article about AnthroPC's getting realistic sex organs.....*

Momo *thinking*: I know what *I* want for christmas!

SomeCanadianWeirdo · « **Reply #23 on:** 15 Dec 2011, 06:13 »

Clinton: "Star Wars is superior to Star Trek!"

Marigold: "Please! Star Wars is just a pastiche of old '40s serials. Trek is much more original."

Hannelore: "My dad proved Space: 1999 is more scientifically accurate than either."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #24 on:** 15 Dec 2011, 07:39 »

Clinton: "I can't believe you bought that for her!"

Hanners: "Look I'm not proud, but I understand that you sometimes need to explore hitherto unexplored areas of your psyche."

Marigold: "Look, it's no big deal. Phil and Dixie's "Sex in D&D" is considered a classic of the Foglio's work, and I thought it might give some insight into WoW. Now she'd bought robo-porn for Momo, that'd be weird."

Kugai · « **Reply #25 on:** 15 Dec 2011, 10:20 »

Quote from: SomeCanadianWeirdo on 15 Dec 2011, 06:13

Clinton: "Star Wars is superior to Star Trek!"

Marigold: "Please! Star Wars is just a pastiche of old '40s serials. Trek is much more original."

Hannelore: "My dad proved Space: 1999 is more scientifically accurate than either."

MomoThought 'If only you knew ...... But the Vorlons are right, they're not ready for the truth.'

Carl-E · « **Reply #26 on:** 15 Dec 2011, 10:59 »

Quote from: Kugai on 15 Dec 2011, 10:20

Quote from: SomeCanadianWeirdo on 15 Dec 2011, 06:13
Clinton: "Star Wars is superior to Star Trek!"

Marigold: "Please! Star Wars is just a pastiche of old '40s serials. Trek is much more original."

Hannelore: "My dad proved Space: 1999 is more scientifically accurate than either."

MomoThought 'If only you knew ...... But the Vogons are right, they're not ready for the truth.'

FYP

Kugai · « **Reply #27 on:** 15 Dec 2011, 13:04 »

Quote from: Carl-E on 15 Dec 2011, 10:59

Quote from: Kugai on 15 Dec 2011, 10:20
Quote from: SomeCanadianWeirdo on 15 Dec 2011, 06:13
Clinton: "Star Wars is superior to Star Trek!"

Marigold: "Please! Star Wars is just a pastiche of old '40s serials. Trek is much more original."

Hannelore: "My dad proved Space: 1999 is more scientifically accurate than either."

MomoThought 'If only you knew ...... But the Vogons are right, they're not ready for the truth.'

FYP

Kosh will get you for that

DSL · « **Reply #28 on:** 15 Dec 2011, 14:10 »

Unless Jeltz gets him first.

Kugai · « **Reply #29 on:** 15 Dec 2011, 18:29 »

Clinton: "I told him he shoulda gone right at Albuquerque!"
Hanners: "I should have worn my Hazmat in that tunnel. I'll never get this Rabbit fur out!!"
Marigold: "More importantly, I should have brought a GPS. Do any of you speak Bulgarian?"

Sidhekin · « **Reply #30 on:** 15 Dec 2011, 22:52 »

^ Classy one-two-three!

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #31 on:** 16 Dec 2011, 01:42 »

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 14 Dec 2011, 23:48

Quote from: cesariojpn on 14 Dec 2011, 23:15
Clinton: I'm just saying, it's only a matter of time before AnthroPC's have fully functional sex devices!!
Hanners: The thought of that scares me.
Marigold: If that's the case, why do we still have people making sex toys and whatnot that are essentially "dumb AnthroPC's?"
*And at the same moment, Momo is looking at an article about AnthroPC's getting realistic sex organs.....*

Momo *thinking*: I know what *I* want for christmas!

Two front teeth?

Kugai · « **Reply #32 on:** 16 Dec 2011, 11:47 »

Quote from: cesariojpn on 16 Dec 2011, 01:42

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 14 Dec 2011, 23:48
Quote from: cesariojpn on 14 Dec 2011, 23:15
Clinton: I'm just saying, it's only a matter of time before AnthroPC's have fully functional sex devices!!
Hanners: The thought of that scares me.
Marigold: If that's the case, why do we still have people making sex toys and whatnot that are essentially "dumb AnthroPC's?"
*And at the same moment, Momo is looking at an article about AnthroPC's getting realistic sex organs.....*

Momo *thinking*: I know what *I* want for christmas!

Two front teeth?

*Rimshot*

Skewbrow · « **Reply #33 on:** 16 Dec 2011, 11:55 »

Marigold: "It wasn't Harry who helped Hagrid save Buckbeak. It was Hermione."
Clinton: "Was, too. You're wrong."
Hannelore: "Hippogriffs definitely belong to my list of suspicious animals."
Momo:(thinking) "... and I thought Pintsize was the worst. Have to show this to Samantha."

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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