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WCDT 2071-75 (Dec. 5-9, 2011)

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AnAverageWriter:

--- Quote from: Random832 on 08 Dec 2011, 17:27 ---My suspension of disbelief fails on QCverse humanity not having already been to Mars.

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Well...

It may be that in the QCVerse that Space Scientists have figured out how utterly pointless it is to career squishy humans off to hostile dust worlds. Seriously, aside from being able to scrawl "Buzz wuzz herez" on a rock, there really isn't an advantage to having a big fluffy man prancing around on Mars. When you compound that with all the DISadvantages that manned spaceflight has...

Well, unless you really want to thumb your nose at some other country with an opposing political ideology, it's just a much saner, more economical choice to toss some AnthroPCs up there for a while and see what happens.

So... in all actuality, the first sentient being on Mars was probably...

A Pintsize.  :psyduck:

Loki:
You do of course realize that means that the first footprint on Mars is in fact the inprint of a giant dildo said Pintsize strapped to his feet.

Is it cold in here?:
One scientist, asked how long it would take him to do the work the Mars rovers do in a day, said "45 seconds".

akronnick:
Exactly.

No instrument, tool or machine has ever matched the capability of two eyes, two hands and a brain. In a world where human level AI has already happened, manned spaceflight makes no sense. In the real world, the advantages of having a well trained Human being in a situation make manned spaceflight a well worth the challenges.

Border Reiver:

--- Quote from: TinPenguin on 08 Dec 2011, 13:31 ---Fuck is a very interesting word for a variety of reasons, even in its literal sense. You can make love, you can have sex with, you can sleep together, you can even couple with someone, but fuck is a verb, with a subject and an object. Someone fucks and someone gets fucked. I think that is part of why it is so distinct from love. It takes away the the partnership and cooperation of the act and focuses on the physical process. It would almost be clinical if it weren't so crude.

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You my UN friend, need an education with this magical word that only a truly expert linguist, or a long term veteran of the armed forces can provide:

a.  Verb - 1.  to have sexual intercourse with; 2. mess about, fool around; 3.  curse or confound
b.  Adverb - used as an intensive for expression (can be either positive or negative);
c.  Noun - 1.  the act of sexual intercourse, 2. a partner in sexual intercourse, 3.  the slightest amount
d.  Adjective - an expression of anger or annoyance

And now for your test, please indicate how it is used in the following phrase:  "F*ck!  The f*cking f*ucker is f*ucking well F*cked!"

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