Topic: QC Captions Vol. 41! (Read 9149 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 18 Dec 2011, 12:56 »

Tis the season to be questionable! So get to it!

Enjoy!

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #1 on:** 18 Dec 2011, 13:07 »

Marten: "…so then I feel a yanking sensation and a breeze on my legs. And that's why I'm not wearing pants any more."
Raven: "That's so sad!"
Dora: "Did the hospital say anything else?"

Marten: "Yeah, apparently I also need to be tested for Butts Disease now…"

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #2 on:** 18 Dec 2011, 13:18 »

"I bought some special pants that only ditzy people can see".
"Right".
"Oh, they're so cute!"

Kugai · « **Reply #3 on:** 18 Dec 2011, 15:43 »

Marten: ".....So when I wasn't so dazed, I saw the guy in the Penguin suit running off wearing my pants and muttering something about a Dog."
Dora: "Oh my!!"
Raven: "You really gotta watch out for those guys, they're everywhere!"

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #4 on:** 18 Dec 2011, 17:12 »

Marten: Aw, c'mon Dora, please take me back!!
Dora: Ummm.....
Raven: Don't give in Dora!! He's using the Boxers distraction technique to get you back!!

Welu · « **Reply #5 on:** 18 Dec 2011, 17:38 »

Marten: Dora, could I borrow the Emergency Skirt?
Dora: Sorry, Hanners switched meds and needed it again.
Raven: It would have looked terrible on you any way!

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #6 on:** 18 Dec 2011, 17:49 »

Quote from: Welu on 18 Dec 2011, 17:38

Marten: Dora, could I borrow the Emergency Skirt?

Dora: I only have this one.
Raven: Hey!! You told me you burned that one!!

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #7 on:** 18 Dec 2011, 18:12 »

"I took off my pants to protest against tyranny!"
"What?"
"Oh, I get it! It's the Boxer Rebellion!"

Akima · « **Reply #8 on:** 18 Dec 2011, 21:34 »

DSL · « **Reply #9 on:** 18 Dec 2011, 22:17 »

MARTEN: "Look, the sign says ' No shirt, no shoes, no service.' Nothing there about pants."
RAVEN: "Good point ..."
DORA: "Dammit Raven, stop trying to help. (To Marten) ' No wallet' isn't going to get you very far, though."

Jabberwocky · « **Reply #10 on:** 19 Dec 2011, 05:35 »

Raven: Could you, like, shift your position? You're, uh, kinda pokin' outta your boxers a little.

Carl-E · « **Reply #11 on:** 19 Dec 2011, 06:00 »

Quote from: Jabberwocky on 19 Dec 2011, 05:35

Raven: Could you, like, shift your position? You're, uh, not pokin' outta your boxers enough.

Fixed yer post...

DSL · « **Reply #12 on:** 19 Dec 2011, 06:34 »

MARTEN: "I see the bad moon arising/ I see trouble on the way/ I see earthquakes and lightnin'/ I see bad times today."
DORA: "That's no moon. You just forgot your pants."
RAVEN: "That's from the Goonies, right? The third movie wasn't as good."

Carl-E · « **Reply #13 on:** 19 Dec 2011, 08:03 »

Bottom row of panels.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #14 on:** 19 Dec 2011, 08:20 »

Marten: "I'm feeling a little discombobulated right now, like a friendly giant of a man is going to look like he's going to punch me but is actually trying to high five me."

Dora: "Yeah, like that'll happen."

Raven: "Dora! I thought you said that was as long as your foream and about as dextrous!"

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #15 on:** 19 Dec 2011, 11:41 »

Quote from: Carl-E on 19 Dec 2011, 06:00

Quote from: Jabberwocky on 19 Dec 2011, 05:35
Raven: Could you, like, shift your position? You're, uh, not pokin' outta your boxers enough.
Fixed yer post...

Condensed:

Marten: Butts?
Dora: Butt.
Raven(pointing): Weiner!

Carl-E · « **Reply #16 on:** 19 Dec 2011, 15:36 »

Butts, butts, weiner....

Naah, doesn't have the same ring as "Duck, duck, BOOBS!!"

Marchbanks · « **Reply #17 on:** 19 Dec 2011, 18:06 »

Marten: "And this guy jumped out of the alley and pointed a banana at me and said 'give me your pants,' and I figured anybody who would use a banana to try to rob me needed 'em more than I did."

Dora: "A banana . . . man, that's really from desperate."

Raven: "But what if he'd had a raspberry?"

Soulsynger · « **Reply #18 on:** 21 Dec 2011, 00:25 »

Quote from: Marchbanks on 19 Dec 2011, 18:06

Marten: "And this guy jumped out of the alley and pointed a banana at me and said 'give me your pants,' and I figured anybody who would use a banana to try to rob me needed 'em more than I did."

Dora: "Didn't you remember your training? Shoot him, then eat the banana, disarming him."

Raven: "I once got blindfolded by a banana."

(Banana banana banana banana...)

Border Reiver · « **Reply #19 on:** 21 Dec 2011, 05:44 »

Quote from: Soulsynger on 21 Dec 2011, 00:25

Quote from: Marchbanks on 19 Dec 2011, 18:06
Marten: "And this guy jumped out of the alley and pointed a banana at me and said 'give me your pants,' and I figured anybody who would use a banana to try to rob me needed 'em more than I did."

Dora: "Didn't you remember your training? Shoot him, then eat the banana, disarming him."

Raven: "But what if he had a pointed stick?"

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #20 on:** 22 Dec 2011, 14:39 »

SECOND IMAGE!

Elliot: THEY'RE GRRRRR-EAT!

DSL · « **Reply #21 on:** 22 Dec 2011, 14:49 »

By your powers combined I am ... ELLIOTT!

TinPenguin · « **Reply #22 on:** 22 Dec 2011, 15:38 »

Akima · « **Reply #23 on:** 22 Dec 2011, 22:15 »

敬祝毛主席万寿无疆

"We pray for the long life of Chairman Mao" is the normal translation. More literally it is "We humbly wish Chairman Mao ten thousand years of boundless longevity" (which, apart from the humbly bit, is a conventional birthday greeting). "Long live Chairman Mao" would be simple and best in my opinion, because there is no hint of any idea of prayer in the original Chinese.

WAYF · « **Reply #24 on:** 23 Dec 2011, 03:03 »

Marten (all in one breath): Hey listen Elliott you seem like a reasonable guy if you're going to do the whole animé speed lines thing could you at least take three installments to charge up your attack like Dragon Ball does(?) I doubt anybody would notice the difference what with QC time being what it is ok I'm going to go now bye!!
*runs off*

Border Reiver · « **Reply #25 on:** 23 Dec 2011, 04:36 »

Elliot: "No one could possibly misconstrue this for something violent."

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #26 on:** 23 Dec 2011, 05:03 »

Quote from: DSL on 22 Dec 2011, 14:49

By your powers combined I am ... ELLIOTT!

YAY! Now I have the Captain Planet theme going through my head.

DSL · « **Reply #27 on:** 23 Dec 2011, 17:57 »

From offscreen: "BROS! BROS! BROS!"

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #28 on:** 23 Dec 2011, 18:30 »

One frame of the cut scenes from "Scott Pilgrim vs the World."

Kugai · « **Reply #29 on:** 23 Dec 2011, 19:51 »

Marten: 'My God! I didn't know anyone could fart like that!!!'

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