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Omega Entity:
Mom accidentally killed my iguana by unplugging its heat rock. Poor thing died of constipation.

Kenyahp:
My guinea pig lived for 8 years. I am led to understand this is...unusual? Dude had ass tumors at one point, too. Got it removed. And then he was like "cool, thanks, bro. Gonna live FOREVER NOW". Then my best friend found him dead and I was sad.

My dad accidentally killed my brother's hamster when he was 7 and I was 3 and my other brother was 4. It was traumatizing. We knew what death was, because we had hella animals. But, my dad killed it by brutal crushing it by diving to try to catch it as it ran by.

Iguanas are chill.
 (how do you accidentally drown a guinea pig, by the way?)

Carl-E:

--- Quote from: Kenyahp on 24 Mar 2012, 15:19 ---
--- Quote from: ackblom12 on 24 Mar 2012, 14:58 ---You can, but they are still smelly little adorable balls of hypermanic fur.

I miss having ferrets.

Edit: Also, I'm pretty sure they are not actually animals, but quantic poop machines.

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Yeah, I feel the same way about one of my guy friends.


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Wait - your friend is a hypermanic ball of fur, or a quatum poop machine? 



Nevermind, either one is TMI. 

Zingoleb:

--- Quote from: Kenyahp on 24 Mar 2012, 18:20 --- (how do you accidentally drown a guinea pig, by the way?)

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I was six and wanted to see if it could swim.

Answer: apparently not.

Redball:

--- Quote from: Kenyahp on 24 Mar 2012, 15:19 ---Because I have a cat. And she hates me.

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I have two cats. They hate each other but love me. Maybe you could get another cat? Sneak in a kitten. No one can resist a wide-eyed little kitten. Maybe not even the older cat.

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