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Weird dreams you've had
Loki:
Wtf brain.
In my extremely realistic dream, I was making out with a close friend of mine and enjoying myself; I woke up with a feeling of extreme disappointment it had only been a dream.
Thing is, I don't want to make out with her in real life, and I am pretty sure we are not attracted to each other that way. So my extreme disappointment is somewhat confusing, to say the least.
Tea For The Tillerman:
--- Quote from: Loki on 08 Jul 2015, 23:27 ---Wtf brain.
In my extremely realistic dream, I was making out with a close friend of mine and enjoying myself; I woke up with a feeling of extreme disappointment it had only been a dream.
Thing is, I don't want to make out with her in real life, and I am pretty sure we are not attracted to each other that way. So my extreme disappointment is somewhat confusing, to say the least.
--- End quote ---
I dream that dream on a daily basis.
Pilchard123:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aeo86iOS0QU
Loki:
I dreamt I was in Berlin and was detained by the security team of a Media Markt.
The reason? One of the bags they gave me had something printed on it that could be interpreted as a bomb threat. The clerk girl who alarmed the security team was really apologetic. By her reaction, I was expecting a full-blown SWAT team.
So I waited for some indeterminate time, while my friends somehow lost me in the process and left (and presumably got to our "home", wherever that was). The chief of security spent some time chiding me, but could really not do much, since I obviously did not have a bomb.
We spent some time sassing and bickering back and forth at each other; in the end, I asked him to write me a cheque for taxi money, reasoning it was his fault I was detained and no trams would be going that late (curiously, it was about 22:35, so way too early for trams to stop going in real life).
Apparently, they have special purpose cheques for taxi money, which you basically hand to the taxi driver and which also contain instructions to the driver - presumably so that guests speaking neither English nor German could just hand it to the driver. That is quite an ingenious thing my brain came up with, if I may say so.
In the field "additional requests", the chief of security wrote, in quite many words, that the taxi driver should suck my dick (the exact wording was something like "taste the [Latin name for erectile tissue]"), thus making sure no taxi driver would accept this thing. I was equally amused and annoyed by this childish act from the chief of security (who signed that thing with "Keith").
Then I woke up.
BenRG:
I had a dream last night that everyone at my place of worship was dressed in Victorian-era clothes and the women had Victorian-era hairstyles. A few of the ladies also had handlebar moustaches with exquisitely curled ends. My brain is weird.
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