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Zingoleb:
I just had like three dreams at once? I don't remember them. It's hard to separate one dream from another, but Kanye West was in at least two of them for some reason. I don't even like Kanye West.

In one he was my upstairs neighbour, and his apartment had all these secret passages and rooms and I remember distinctly thinking at one point that I am going to squat the FUCK out of his apartment and he ain't never gonna find me.

In another I was at like...a lake, or something? And I was bored and trying to leave, but it turns out it was some kind of training program I never paid for, and I was like, "I don't have the money for this," and they were like, "yes you do" and I tried to open my bag to get my wallet to prove I have like, no money, but all these loose singles were on top of everything else in my bag, and I was trying to hide them to keep them from thinking I had money, but they saw it and assumed I was holding out on them, so they summoned a hurricane that didn't seem to suck up anything but lots of birds and directed it at me, and I ran for it and got on the bus.

There was a little person in a tiny car who was super pissy about people making fun of their little car, and then there was a bus stop where Kanye West was just straight up bein' a dick to that person and then he got on the bus and we were going along and he stopped the bus to get out and shove someone in a wheelchair over and I'm like "what are you doing" and he's like "I'm Kanye West" and I'm like "you are being a dick" and he was like, "but all the cool kids are doing it!" and I was like, "No, you are just being an asshole, Kanye West," and I made Kanye West feel bad.

Dollface:
There was this man in banana costume chaising me around the house while on bmx bike.

Carl-E:
Oh, that was me. 

Sorry, I was looking for someone else's dream at the time. 

TRVA123:
 the ghost of Kyary Pamyu Pamyu is stalking me. When we meet face to face we start doing the dance moves from PonPonPon. She then stabs me in the gut repeatedly.

Dollface:

--- Quote from: Carl-E on 31 May 2012, 21:03 ---Oh, that was me. 

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i didnt mention this but he had yellow odd looking gun he kept pumping it and yelled something to defile/deflower my ass with it all the time.

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