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Weird dreams you've had

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Bluesummers:
Heh...wait until it really happens. You can pinch yourself on the arm all you want, but it won't help because you're already awake. Nyahahaha...

No, it's a wonderful experience. After the fact, of course.

Welu:
Sexy dreams about people you despise are annoying.

LTK:
Also dreams about repeatedly punching people in the face whom you don't despise at all.

Zingoleb:
being woken up by the person whose in your dream  :psyduck:


we ended up in a lawfirm and he disappeared and there was this very sternly angry rabbi following everyone around and the head guy was like "we're religious, but who knows what religion it is!" being all happy and chummy with him while showing everyone off? the rabbi was like 'you need oranges in your life' and i went upstairs and there was a bunch of orange seeds framed from an orange seed spitting contest (including one 'so small the judges had to squint to see it') and I ended up getting a bunch of oranges and taking all the seeds and i went out to the steps outside and took my pants off and started scraping handfuls of orange seeds over my leg, making it really orange in the process

then the rabbi came out and glared at me and i remembered 'carrots! even the master knows you're supposed to use carrots!' and that's when i woke up anyhow.

Thrillho:
I once had a dream about banging Bruce Springsteen. Can't remember if I mentioned that in here already. This was long, long before I liked his music.

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